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A type of STD that requires medicine and a tiny comb. Often contracted while be diddled by a priest.
Damn babe you gotta get checked. The doc said I have Velits.
Velits by heartvaderi December 17, 2017
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Velis' a person who's always minding their own business and trying to keep other people away from their problems. They'll try to solve them all by themselves and sometimes they just need to let others help. They don't really give a crap about others and if it's something negative about them, they'll sometimes agree. They easily get angry and don't always have a lot of patience. However whenever they lose their temper, it usually passes quickly. Velis is a kind, generous person who is most wonderful to be around, especially if they're happy. They're the kind of friend that always tries to help boost your own self-confidence while completely ignoring themselves. Don't forget to ask how they're doing too. They also doesn't trust others easily for fear of getting stabbed in the back. If you ever become the friend of a Velis, know you earned it through your own traits 100%.
Velis has always been there for me when I needed them.
Velis by Xx_Glitter_xX November 27, 2019
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A very beautifuland smart girl. All the boys love her and want her!
Wow Velise is really pretty
I know and that’s my girl❤️
velise by Nicest Person On Earth October 26, 2019
Aaid back woman that helps anyone to extreme but expects loyalty back. Very sexual active and lives to cuddle...
Velisha is one bad woman.
velisha by Hot mama with action December 16, 2016
underwear; briefs; one's pelvic undergarment
My girl just bought me a fresh pair of velts!
velts by technics_speak October 23, 2005

velinsky 

Person, of which the sex tends to be male, whose life ultimately revolves around a single individual. He/she tends to be a complete douche to any other human being other than the individual, although there have been cases where the he/she has a close circle of friends, but continues to be a douche to them repeatedly. A Velinsky also tend to be cynical, hateful, impolite and full of crap. Velinskies smoke lots of weed and drink regularly, typically as a result of their Irish decent. Velinskies like to single people out, put people on the spot, and practice other selfish acts to make themselves look better, as they are self conscious. Velinskies do not tend to be intelligent, as they make spelling errors regularly and usually aren't very adept at getting good grades.
That Velinsky over yonder, watch closely as he talks behind that kids back, and if you watch for an extended period of time, he will ditch his "friends" to hang out with that other person that he can't seem to ever leave alone!
velinsky by Dr.Nagy November 8, 2009
She is a badass and a strong woman. She can sexy, hot, stunning and at the same time caring, loving and really helpful. I'd love to be with that Woman for the rest of my living years. She'll be the best thing ever happened to Me, my entire Life. I'd give her all of Love and my Life just to be with Her.
I'd love to be with that girl named, Velishađź–¤
Velisha by Hashirama Blade July 15, 2022
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