Person, of which the
sex tends to be
male, whose life ultimately revolves around a single individual. He/she tends to be a complete douche to any other human being other than the individual, although there have been cases where the he/she has a close circle of friends, but continues to be a douche to them repeatedly. A Velinsky also tend to be cynical, hateful, impolite and full of crap. Velinskies smoke lots of
weed and drink regularly, typically as a result of their
Irish decent. Velinskies like to single people out, put people on the spot, and practice other selfish acts to make themselves look
better, as they are self conscious. Velinskies do not tend to be intelligent, as they make spelling errors regularly and usually
aren't very adept at getting good grades.
That Velinsky over yonder, watch closely as he talks behind that
kids back, and if you watch for an extended
period of time, he will
ditch his "friends" to hang out with that other person that he can't seem to ever leave alone!