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Velosarapture
A giant creature that lurks in the night to feed on dead souls, specifically; fans of the Twilight series.
Velosarapture by Velosarapture July 21, 2014
Velis
Velis' a person who's always minding their own business and trying to keep other people away from their problems. They'll try to solve them all by themselves and sometimes they just need to let others help. They don't really give a crap about others and if it's something negative about them, they'll sometimes agree. They easily get angry and don't always have a lot of patience. However whenever they lose their temper, it usually passes quickly. Velis is a kind, generous person who is most wonderful to be around, especially if they're happy. They're the kind of friend that always tries to help boost your own self-confidence while completely ignoring themselves. Don't forget to ask how they're doing too. They also doesn't trust others easily for fear of getting stabbed in the back. If you ever become the friend of a Velis, know you earned it through your own traits 100%.
Velis by Xx_Glitter_xX November 27, 2019
velise
velise by Nicest Person On Earth October 26, 2019
Velostremeu
Velostremeu by smores18 June 5, 2017
veloscillator
Combination of velocity and oscillator. Used to describe a driver on the same road as you, usually a lonely highway. You're traveling at a constant rate of speed, but that other jerk will go a little faster than you, pass you, and you'll be rid of him...but then he decides he's going too fast and lets off on his gas...then his car slowly makes his way back to you, and you pass him...then he speeds up and passes you...and then slows down....and over and over again. Usually ends up with you flooring your accelerator and putting so much distance between you that he can never catch up. Usually an old person, or someone from up north whose mind doesn't work quite right.
Me, to wife: What the hell is that guy doing?
Wife: Who?
Me: That douche right there. I passed his slow ass two miles back and he's crept up on me...now he's passing me. Why does he keep changing speeds? He's a veloscillator!
Wife: Don't let it eat you up inside. Put some love in your heart.
Me: NOW what is he doing? He's slowed down and I have to look at his dumb face again!
Wife: Well, he's behind you now. You sure are handsome.
Me: Look at him! Now he's passing me! Is he in love with me? Is my profile that awesome??!?!
Wife: Well, actually it is. He might have a crush on you.
Me: LOOK AT THIS GUY! Now I've passed him....I'm so sick of this shit! VRRROOOOOMMM.....let's see this asshole catch me now!
Wife: Who?
Me: That douche right there. I passed his slow ass two miles back and he's crept up on me...now he's passing me. Why does he keep changing speeds? He's a veloscillator!
Wife: Don't let it eat you up inside. Put some love in your heart.
Me: NOW what is he doing? He's slowed down and I have to look at his dumb face again!
Wife: Well, he's behind you now. You sure are handsome.
Me: Look at him! Now he's passing me! Is he in love with me? Is my profile that awesome??!?!
Wife: Well, actually it is. He might have a crush on you.
Me: LOOK AT THIS GUY! Now I've passed him....I'm so sick of this shit! VRRROOOOOMMM.....let's see this asshole catch me now!
veloscillator by Greyborzoi July 31, 2009