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alex velazquez

sexiest man alive, has a heart of gold and a giant cock
alex velazquez is sucha good guy and his dick is huge
alex velazquez by sim jedo March 23, 2015

Ari Velazquez 

Sexy cuban with long golden curls.
Ari Velazquez is the male version of Farrah Fawcett.

Joel Velazquez 

A guy that jams out to Red hot chili peppers & Sublime while he has a blunt in his hand.

Joel's Velazquez are guys that smoke alot of pot, skinny & tall , mirror image of the lead singer from 30H!3, always with a girl named Afrika
Their goes a Joel Velazquez!

That kid was such a "Joel Velazquez running with that girl!
Joel Velazquez by AfrikaGiselle August 15, 2011

derwin velazquez 

He's the niggiest niggie that ever lived
That Derwin Velazquez stool my car

selena velazquez 

The most perfect girl in the world.
Selena velazquez is a girl who is the most perfect girl in the world due to her being so understanding,loving,caring,gorgeous,adorable af, and loyal.
selena velazquez by Ryan Merc June 22, 2017

crystal velazquez 

She’s the most amazing girl you will ever meet. You could never find anyone better to be with in your life. Crystal loves to cook and dreams of becoming a chef in the future. Also she is the sports type either, she more of the artsy person in life.
I can’t belive Crystal Velazquez is that amazing.
crystal velazquez by Bsalaz February 16, 2018
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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