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alex velazquez

sexiest man alive, has a heart of gold and a giant cock
alex velazquez is sucha good guy and his dick is huge
alex velazquez by sim jedo March 23, 2015

Ari Velazquez 

Sexy cuban with long golden curls.
Ari Velazquez is the male version of Farrah Fawcett.

Joel Velazquez 

A guy that jams out to Red hot chili peppers & Sublime while he has a blunt in his hand.

Joel's Velazquez are guys that smoke alot of pot, skinny & tall , mirror image of the lead singer from 30H!3, always with a girl named Afrika
Their goes a Joel Velazquez!

That kid was such a "Joel Velazquez running with that girl!
Joel Velazquez by AfrikaGiselle August 15, 2011

derwin velazquez 

He's the niggiest niggie that ever lived
That Derwin Velazquez stool my car

selena velazquez 

The most perfect girl in the world.
Selena velazquez is a girl who is the most perfect girl in the world due to her being so understanding,loving,caring,gorgeous,adorable af, and loyal.
selena velazquez by Ryan Merc June 22, 2017

crystal velazquez 

She’s the most amazing girl you will ever meet. You could never find anyone better to be with in your life. Crystal loves to cook and dreams of becoming a chef in the future. Also she is the sports type either, she more of the artsy person in life.
I can’t belive Crystal Velazquez is that amazing.
crystal velazquez by Bsalaz February 16, 2018
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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