derwin 

A male specimen who is the opposite of a darwin's award candidate. This type of person should reproduce as much as possible to help the human species along. This type of person is extremely smart, really funny and personable, great looking and has large genitalia.

"how can I compete with that? That guy is a complete Derwin!"

derwin by Lyan July 30, 2008

derwin 

virgin

Bill Gates was a derwin for most of his life.

derwin by Indocentric May 31, 2003

derwin 

Stereotypical virgin. Tries to compensate with annoying habits, like (barely) playing the piano.

When asked was I a virgin,
"Like some kid named Derwin?"

- De La Soul, "Jenny"

Look at little Derwin go! <plays Chopsticks>

derwin by TreeWeezel October 27, 2011

Derwin 

Gay. (generally, have the first name, Lilly). Much worse than Rylance. Her best friend is generally called Izzy and Eva. So yeah suck it Lilly.

lol what a Derwin

Derwin by definitely not izzy July 21, 2019

Derwin Lawson 

The God of Coding. The man with powerful wisdom and knowledge of programs and codes from the most popular website in the Universe, Code.org. He is also considered a Legendary PokeHawk that can be found wandering the Halls in the afternoon.

"I worship Daddy Derwin Lawson the Almighty god of coding. I worship him every night before I go to bed"

Derwin Lawson by NWCTA_Vocab March 27, 2019

Derwin Narcisse 

Fake, goofy, ugly, stupid, bitch
Those would be the best traits to describe Derwin Narcisse he loves to lick taint and sniff sack! Found typically on a porch

You’re chillin on that porch like Derwin Narcisse!

Stop acting like that boy Derwin Narcisse

Derwin Narcisse by Dave List April 2, 2023

Derwin Wong 

1. A real noob that is no at anything
2. Counter-Strike yearly number 1 MORON
3. The "Nips Factor"

I thought I saw a Derwin Wong! I did, I did saw a Derwin Wong! Look at those nips.

Derwin Wong by I_Should_Kill_Myself March 21, 2004