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Vegetesbian 

She enjoys organic experiences along with food that no one really knows how the hell it is made. Due to the lack of meat in the diet, they soon find themselves no longer attracted to male meat. They then hunt other vegetesbians to share views and underwear with.

BEWARE of the vegeTEASEbian. These non-meat eaters will use the power of the male fantasy to trick you into believing they are vegetesbians which can result in pathetic male behaviour.
Vegetesbian:
Angie: "I agree, carrots can be used for more than eating."

VegeTEASEbian:
Alison: "Sure, you can watch, but you gotta help out with...."
Vegetesbian by Crowdpleaser September 29, 2005

vegeterianarian 

JR: "Hey, let's go eat someone."
Me: "We have to make sure they're vegetarian first. I'm a vegeterianarian."
vegeterianarian by PhyllisDean August 6, 2009

Vegelesbian 

A female who is not only vegetarian, but a lesbian. Can be recognised by her faint smell of crab paste and white smears around her lips.
MAN: Can I take you out to a steak dinner?

BETH: No thanks, I'm vegelesbian.
Vegelesbian by corzar April 17, 2008

Vegatesbian 

A vegatarian gay chick. Usually has short hair on head but long every where else.
Lets go to the health food store and look at the vegatesbians.
Vegatesbian by Stevie Dee March 13, 2004

Vegetasian 

Someone who eats only household pets, such as dog.
"Dude you want some hamburger?"
"No thanks, I'm a vegetasian. Maybe I'll have some dog."

vegelesbian 

The definition of a vegelesbian is one whose diet consists of munching rugs and smoking weed...
Look at the gross vegelesbian eating grass and women.
vegelesbian by anthonycallea July 31, 2005
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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