Someone who logs onto Facebook for a very short period of time to look at all of the updates on his or her feed, check for wall posts and messages, and update his or her status. This sniper then logs off as quickly as possible to avoid being caught in conversation with Facebook campers. This is a way of life for people who dislike Facebook chat or have "friends" who like it way too much to be healthy.
Her Facebook sniper routine has been streamlined to about thirty seconds, ninety if her friends have been up to anything interesting or if she feels the need to reply to something. She prepares her status updates beforehand.
by PhyllisDean September 16, 2009
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Someone who is constlantly on Facebook waiting to ambush any of his or her "friends" who will reciprocate and lure them into a drawn-out chat session consisting solely of the past few days' trivial occurrences. Facebook camping has led to the phenomenon of Facebook sniping.
by PhyllisDean September 16, 2009
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Get the Little Chocolate Donuts mug.JR: "Hey, let's go eat someone."
Me: "We have to make sure they're vegetarian first. I'm a vegeterianarian."
Me: "We have to make sure they're vegetarian first. I'm a vegeterianarian."
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Get the At ease, men mug.When a man is acting like a woman on her period. If he is moody and irritable, he is said to be "womenstruating"
"Do you really mean that, or are you just saying it? Can't you be sensitive and sincere for once?"
"Dude, don't womenstruate at me! Jesus!"
"Dude, don't womenstruate at me! Jesus!"
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