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Vegemike

Derived from Vegemite, Vegemike was originally an alias for the famous vegetarian Michael Do. Now it is more commonly used to describe vegetarians in general.
Those damn vegemikes and their barbaric practices!
by cb3dard December 10, 2008
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Vegemike

Derived from Vegemite, Vegemike was originally an alias for the famous vegetarian Michael Do. Now it is more commonly used to describe vegetarians in general.
Those damn vegemikes and their barbaric practices!
by cb3dard December 11, 2008
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Vegemite

A spread for toast made of vegetable extract. While it is extremely popular in Australia, it is reviled everywhere else. This aspect of vegemite is used for great humour by we Australians, as a single smear of it will reduce a non-Australian to a quivering jelly, similar to a veteran of 'Nam.
To make a vegemite sandwich, you must toast two slices of bread, and then butter it. You must then add just the right amount of spread, I find that half-a-teaspoon per slice works perfectly. Press the two slices together, and eat. Then, depending on nationality, you will proceed to the local pub or to the ER.
Some leading scientists theorise that we Australians can digest vegemite do to our stomachs and tongues being lined with a natural Kevlar, strengthened by years of swearing, drinking and licking kangaroos.
Robert: Hey, you wanna try a Vegemite sandwich?
Johann: Okay, I've never had one before.
Robert (prepares sandwich) here you go.
(Johann eats it, then coughs up own appendix)
Robert: Wussy.
by Marvelator September 19, 2013
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happy little vegemite

Australian Expression meaning - "happy" or "Satisfied"
From the 1950s Tv Commercial "Jingle"...For the black Sandwich spread, Vegemite!
by sixty4 April 16, 2005
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Vegemite

I said "do you speak my language?", he just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich
by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018
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vegemite

A semi edible dark brown paste. Traditionally used by Australians to disgust foriegners. Highly effective on North Americans.
"Try this Chip, It's called vegemite. It tastes like nutella".
by theeel February 20, 2008
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Vegemite Driller

An Australian term to define a homosexual; Puts a rose on every cheek ;)
John: "Wow, did you see that guy?! What a Vegemite Driller."
Sam: "Yeah, Word, He Drills the Vegemite BIG TIME".
by Urban Dictionary March 28, 2007
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