A person who is employed by a zoo or research facility to pleasure various primates so sexual tension does not build up to a problematic level.
Fifi is getting horny, she keeps putting bananas inside herself. Page the monkey fucker before the zoo opens.
by theeel February 21, 2008
A semi edible dark brown paste. Traditionally used by Australians to disgust foriegners. Highly effective on North Americans.
by theeel February 21, 2008