Definitions by theeel

Monkey fucker

A person who is employed by a zoo or research facility to pleasure various primates so sexual tension does not build up to a problematic level.

Fifi is getting horny, she keeps putting bananas inside herself. Page the monkey fucker before the zoo opens.

Monkey fucker by theeel February 20, 2008

vegemite 

A semi edible dark brown paste. Traditionally used by Australians to disgust foriegners. Highly effective on North Americans.

"Try this Chip, It's called vegemite. It tastes like nutella".

vegemite by theeel February 20, 2008