Top definition
vegemite sandwich
Code word used by homosexuals for getting your ass licked. Vegemite sandwich was originally popularized by “men at work” in their 80’s song “Downunder”.

There are numerous references to the homosexual community in the song. Read the excerpt below and see the “Real Meaning”.

"Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was six foot four and full of muscles
I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"
He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich"
Bruce gave me the best vegemite sandwich I've ever had.
by Mattinho August 04, 2006
Get the mug
Get a vegemite sandwich mug for your sister Beatrix.
2
Known for being handed to tourists to the OZ by a muscular man from Brussels that may/may not look like a middle aged woman if you ask him if he speaks your language. After giving you said sandwich, he often tells you. "I come from a land down under, Where beer does flow and men chunder, Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover!"
"Oi, Bill, when you go to the OZ, watch out for muscular brussels men, they will try to give you a vegemite sandwich!"
via giphy
by Legit not a troll June 04, 2018
Get the mug
Get a Vegemite Sandwich mug for your Facebook friend Sarah.
3
A sexual act in which a person defecates on another's torso and proceeds to ejaculate on the pile (this gives the dark brown color and salty taste), the two then embrace, thus completing the 'sandwich'.
He smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich.
by A.G. Schaft December 14, 2010
Get the mug
Get a vegemite sandwich mug for your papa James.
4
It is when a female gives anal to a man with a strap-on then rubs it in her pussy covering it in shit then tells the man to eat her Vegemite sandwich.
My girlfriend told me to eat her Vegemite sandwich after she gave me anal last night.
by pedobear12345 January 20, 2013
Get the mug
Get a Vegemite Sandwich mug for your Facebook friend Yasemin.
5
To give a vegemite sandwich: An event wherein a person who has recently defecated, requests a rimjob from another person.
Colin went to the toilet, come back and gave me a vegemite sandwich, it was great.
by The }|{otch January 29, 2007
Get the mug
Get a vegemite sandwich mug for your cousin Jovana.
6
a white ass who thinks they are black; white on the outside, black on the inside.
"damn, that fucker thinks he's a vegemite sandwich"
by tess the mess July 05, 2005
Get the mug
Get a vegemite sandwich mug for your daughter-in-law Rihanna.
7
When engaging in anal sex, the male will extract his or is and the lick the penis clean. It's one-up on a dirty sanchez. Hence an 'Aussie' Vegemite Sandwich
Whilst in Bangkok I gave her some real Australian Culture with a nice big Vegemite Sandwich
by AussieVegemite April 20, 2015
Get the mug
Get a Vegemite Sandwich mug for your cat Nathalie.