Vegebate 

Masturbating with a vegetable

Doris didn't go out with the girls last night. She stays at home with a cucumber to vegebate.

Vegebate by the Great Iloo November 9, 2010

vegetate

To chill, sit, or lie around with the intention of stimulating the brain as little as possible.

Also Veggin' or Veggin' out

Carl: "Dude what's 2+2?"
Jake: "Hell, I dunno, I'm veggin.'"

vegetate by The Ugly One November 19, 2003

vegetate

to relax to the point of killing brain cells, thus becoming more of a vegetable.

i just haven't been relaxing enough lately, so i need to vegetate harder.

vegetate by chuckybubbles September 11, 2011

vegetate

v. to lay low for an extended period of time; incommunicado.

Ain' talkin' to no one, just wanna vegetate and get petrified.

vegetate by observer of the obvious November 17, 2003

vegetated 

High on marijuana. You are so high that your mental abilities are impaired, but not like a retard. You are on the way to becoming the plant you have been enjoying. You are conscious in the way a plant is conscious.

He sat there in the corner in a highly vegetated on the green leaf.

vegetated by realjohnson88 July 5, 2017

vegetate

the act of being a vegetable.lack of energy over all lazy-ness.a better way of saying coach patato

dude all i wanna do is vegetate after four hours of gym class

vegetate by mike swartout July 29, 2006

Vegetated 

To get absolutely smashed on alcohol, that by the end of the night you are left looking like a vegetable

"You should've seen Connor last night, he had half a shandy and was already vegetated on the floor"

Vegetated by MrReadingAcademy July 1, 2015