vegetated 

High on marijuana. You are so high that your mental abilities are impaired, but not like a retard. You are on the way to becoming the plant you have been enjoying. You are conscious in the way a plant is conscious.

He sat there in the corner in a highly vegetated on the green leaf.

vegetated by realjohnson88 July 5, 2017

Vegetated 

To get absolutely smashed on alcohol, that by the end of the night you are left looking like a vegetable

"You should've seen Connor last night, he had half a shandy and was already vegetated on the floor"

Vegetated by MrReadingAcademy July 1, 2015

venerated 

something that everyone mutually agrees to not fuck with because man they respect the absolute shit out of it

The opposite of venerated would be a fucktard.

venerated by urbofun17 May 30, 2017

vegetard 

A retarded vegetarian; more specifically, a vegetarian that thinks that scientific information regarding human digestion and evolution is wrong and that humans did not evolve to eat meat despite all scientific evidence to the contrary.

A vegetarian in a chatroom rejected scientifically proven facts about human evolution. Such a vegetard.

vegetard by exploding raccoons February 21, 2015

vegetate

To chill, sit, or lie around with the intention of stimulating the brain as little as possible.

Also Veggin' or Veggin' out

Carl: "Dude what's 2+2?"
Jake: "Hell, I dunno, I'm veggin.'"

vegetate by The Ugly One November 19, 2003

Vegetatious 

1.To be of or relating to vegetation
2.To be a color of plants or resembling plants

Your art project with a jungle design looks vegetatious.

Vegetatious by rmsk12 June 6, 2011

vagitated

When a woman is in an irritable state as a result of having her period.

It's that time of the month and my wife is pretty vagitated.

vagitated by godlikesme December 24, 2014