23 definitions by The Ugly One
by The Ugly One April 25, 2004
by The Ugly One February 28, 2004
Danny: "I guess I should've used a condom last week..."
Mike: "Dude you can't go around friggin' knocking up ten-year olds!"
Danny: "There's no statutory rape law in Maine."
Mike: "Dude you can't go around friggin' knocking up ten-year olds!"
Danny: "There's no statutory rape law in Maine."
by The Ugly One January 29, 2004
by The Ugly One February 28, 2004
n. Greek, a society which is free of hate, violence, prejudice, bigotry, jealousy, etc, and is unobtainable.
Except one way which would be blowing the hell out of everything, leaving nothing alive to hate or be hated.
Except one way which would be blowing the hell out of everything, leaving nothing alive to hate or be hated.
by The Ugly One November 20, 2003
The American Vehicle of Choice. Pollutes, drinks gas like camels drink water, and carries ten thousand more people than you could ever need to fit in a car at once, ever.
Commonly driven by anyone who feels like it. Blocks the view of people pulling out of parking spaces and the like.
Much bigger than most other cars, thus considerably more collision-safe (though less well-guarded in terms of rollover).
Commonly driven by anyone who feels like it. Blocks the view of people pulling out of parking spaces and the like.
Much bigger than most other cars, thus considerably more collision-safe (though less well-guarded in terms of rollover).
Now the road may have congestion,
But, hey, I'll get there alive.
So don't pester me with questions
Like "What would GANDHI drive??"
~God Bless My SUV, Capital Steps
But, hey, I'll get there alive.
So don't pester me with questions
Like "What would GANDHI drive??"
~God Bless My SUV, Capital Steps
by The Ugly One March 22, 2004