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One plus One can equal Three without protection.
Who says math doesn't apply to real life?
by The Ugly One February 28, 2004

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slightly higher than I can count.
One... um... er... ah, er........ you know, why don't we just stop there?
by The Ugly One February 27, 2004

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1. A way of saying "I" when you feel like sounding schitzophrenic.

2. A way of saying "you" in a degrading and overbearing manner.
1. "So, we were riding our bike to school today when we ran into this old bum and this cop pulled us over, but we told the cop we were going to be late for school so let let us go."
"Dude. there's only one of you."
"We know."

2. "Hmm... we seem to have left the door unlocked again, haven't we?" <WHACK!> "Maybe that'll teach us a lesson, hmm?"
by The Ugly One February 26, 2004

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n. Greek, a society which is free of hate, violence, prejudice, bigotry, jealousy, etc, and is unobtainable.

Except one way which would be blowing the hell out of everything, leaving nothing alive to hate or be hated.
"BOOM!!!" and there was Utopia.
by The Ugly One November 19, 2003

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the destruction of all life.
What will happen if George W. Bush is re-elected.
by The Ugly One April 24, 2004

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A serious disease which, once it has control of a person, causes them to spew forth incoherent babble from the bowels of the voicebox. Often extremely frustrating for the victim and extremely hilarious for the observer.

Compliments to Eric :-) for the examples
"Gugga blugga aorfbb999l! WimblEdon (long 'e') grrfor..bll...gll..."

"It's 90% perception! Shut up, shut up, shut up!"

<yells> "I need to know EXACTLY where your hands are!" ... "I mean the general... area..." <falls over, asleep>

<reads off paper ("flibbertygibbet" is written on the paper)> "Filbert gilbert!"
by The Ugly One January 07, 2004

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To chill, sit, or lie around with the intention of stimulating the brain as little as possible.

Also Veggin' or Veggin' out
Carl: "Dude what's 2+2?"
Jake: "Hell, I dunno, I'm veggin.'"
by The Ugly One November 19, 2003

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