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n.

1. a person who receives a red beard while performing cunnilingus due to untimely female menstruation.

2. a weakly natured viking.

pronunciation: vuhg aye king.
Carl told me he got a vagiking the other night with Sheila; I heard she was embarrassed.
Vagiking by the real vagiking March 23, 2009

Creamy Vagilingus 

When a man cums in his own mouth then proceeds to lick the partner's pussy with the cum dripping off the tongue.

Hence the name Vagilingus
Darn, me and Shadya had a creamy vagilingus last night.

Damn that was hot!
Creamy Vagilingus by baseball_mom69 November 15, 2018

vagiting 

The constant tingling in the vaginal area Due to arousal of the hormones
He makes me vagiting just at the thought of him kissing me all over my naked body.
vagiting by Princess Jewels September 20, 2016

Vagipingping 

The term giving to the vagina of an asian or indian lady. Also loosely used after intercourse with a female ping-pong champion. Pronounced Vajee-Ping-Ping.
Guy #1: "Hey man, what did you get up to last night?"

Guy #2: "I got me some Beijing Vagipingping!"

Guy #1: "Sweet bro."

Guy #2: "No, sour."

Commentator: "..what a courageous young Ukranian athlete, defying the rules by wearing those seductive shorts! She better be careful when leaning into the table"

Drunken Fan: "SHOW ME THAT VAGIPINGPING!"
Vagipingping by RspecksW May 31, 2010

vagilinguistics 

A word meaning when a man moves to closely speak to a vagina. Taken and made fun of by people who uses strings of random words to make themselves seem intelligent.
"It appears that you have your head inbetween my daughter's legs. I don't appreciate you practicing such vagilinguistics with her."
vagilinguistics by 100101010110001 December 9, 2008

Vagilinguist

A person with extensive knowledge of the female genitalia. One who speaks the language of the vagina (i.e. Vulvan and Vaginese).
I'm no gynecologist, but as a trained vagilinguist, I can tell you that the thong is a perfect compliment to the vagina.
Vagilinguist by Roccus July 2, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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