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vaulting 

A kick-ass sport that combines Gymnastic and Dance on horseback. Yes, two of the most dangerous sports in the world (horses and gymnastics, not dance). It takes much more strength and flexibility than throwing a ball around. Thats why everyone goes 'WOW!' when you tell them what it is.
*vaulter doing an arabesque on a cantering horse.*

person: ... *wets himself with excitement*

vaulting is sweet
vaulting by suketa August 4, 2006
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Vaulting 

When you and a bunch of your friends get in a big circle, everyone has a vault in their hands. Everyone shakes up their vault. Someone yells vault and everyone througs up their vault really high, catches it, opens it, and chugs it. When you finish you through down your empty can and shout out a deep, manly yell. The first one to finish wins. Barfing is possible but rare.
Dude, I'm still feeling it from when were vaulting last night.
Vaulting by 661republican February 2, 2009

equestrian vaulting 

an amazingly insane sport where people stand and do other crazy stuff on horses cantering in circles...
really good vaulters can do stuff like cartwheels and backflips and handstands
vaulting has yet to be added to the list of olympic sports because vaulters don't wear helmets, and that doesnt sit well with the international olympic committee
1st person: I'm a vaulter.
2nd person: you pole vault? wow
1st person: no, I do equestrian vaulting... I do gymnastics and dance on a horse...
2nd person: wwwwwoooooowwwwww........
equestrian vaulting by wvaulter April 2, 2009

Pole Vaulting

When an unfamous woman uses a famous man's penis to launch into her own fame.
Kim Kardashian got famous from pole vaulting off of Ray Jay's junk.
Pole Vaulting by CongoJack July 3, 2017

Underwater Pole Vaulting 

verb. When a man takes a long and hard shit that pivots in the bottom of the toilet bowl then falls and hits the man's balls on the way down.
My balls smell like shit because I went underwater pole vaulting this afternoon at five past the hour.

Boner Vaulting

The sport of utilizing one's boner to vault over obstacles. Same as Pole Vaulting except for the use of your own Boner to complete the vault.
Two toddlers were punished for boner vaulting into the bath tub.
Boner Vaulting by Whistling Dixie October 30, 2010

Pole Vaulting

~One day during pole vaulting practice~
Vaulter 1: Pole vaulting is the best high there is. I get high every day right here!
Vaulter 2: Yeah man! I LOVE getting high!
(Coach comes and watches vaulting)
Coach: You guys gotta get higher!
Both Vaulters: Alright!
Pole Vaulting by GemeinhardtGal June 10, 2007
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