"Pole"vaulting 

Polevaulting or "Pole"vaulting is a term to describe the act of when a man ejaculates in his own mouth by way of muscular force through the penis. In turn vaulting the seman through the air towards ones own self.

Today while home alone I decided to practice "Pole"vaulting.

"Pole"vaulting by Doc_Frankenfurter February 14, 2006

Polevaulting

The British version - The action of slapping a man and/or woman in the face with your erected penis. Depending on the force of your polevault you can sometimes cause the 'Polevaultee' to lose balance. Thus having made the PERFECT Polevault!.

"aww Dude I just flopped it out and was Polevaulting them both, Billy and Kattrin right round the face."

"No way!"

"Yes way!, Kattrin couldn't even speak afterwards"

Hi5

Polevaulting by Spasmin November 3, 2009

Sweet polevaulting Jesus 

Exclamation of equal parts disgust, disbelief, shock, and horrified concern for the speaker or situation referred to.

Guy #1: I didn't think Palin was so bad. Why didn't you women vote for her, anyway?
Girl #1: Sweet polevaulting Jesus, Caribou Barbie was the ultimate parody of a token! I don't know where the Gay Old Pedophiles find these incompetent candidates. She's tundra trash at it's worst, pimping out her office and family like she did.
Guy #1: OK, OK! Settle down!

Sweet polevaulting Jesus by k2kate December 9, 2008

Pole Vaulting

When an unfamous woman uses a famous man's penis to launch into her own fame.

Kim Kardashian got famous from pole vaulting off of Ray Jay's junk.

Pole Vaulting by CongoJack July 3, 2017

Underwater Pole Vaulting 

verb. When a man takes a long and hard shit that pivots in the bottom of the toilet bowl then falls and hits the man's balls on the way down.

My balls smell like shit because I went underwater pole vaulting this afternoon at five past the hour.

Underwater Pole Vaulting by Scooter Harrington April 11, 2013

Pole Vaulting

Pole Vault = Natural high

~One day during pole vaulting practice~
Vaulter 1: Pole vaulting is the best high there is. I get high every day right here!
Vaulter 2: Yeah man! I LOVE getting high!
(Coach comes and watches vaulting)
Coach: You guys gotta get higher!
Both Vaulters: Alright!

Pole Vaulting by GemeinhardtGal June 10, 2007

Crabs Pole Vaulting 

Refers to the STD acquired by male exotic dancers from a Windsor, Ontario strip club. When they dance, they don't need to touch you for you to get crabs. Hence the saying, "Crabs can pole vault."

Kristyna: Hey lets go to Lanny's in Windsor on Saturday night!
Alleigh: No way! I heard that their dancers have crabs pole vaulting!
Kristina: Aure?
Alleigh: Yeah...
Kristyna: Wow, Looks like that ruins our Saturday night.
Alleigh:Pre-much

Crabs Pole Vaulting by Alleigh May 22, 2008