CongoJack's definitions

Pole Vaulting

When an unfamous woman uses a famous man's penis to launch into her own fame.

Kim Kardashian got famous from pole vaulting off of Ray Jay's junk.

by CongoJack July 3, 2017

Beard Bleaching

When you go down on a woman often enough, the naturally acidic juices from the vagina bleach the hairs of your beard causing them to turn grey.

I had to use Just For Men because of all my years of beard bleaching.

by CongoJack February 2, 2023

Chocolate Sunrise

When a lady bends over while wearing a G-string and you can still see her butt hole on both sides.

That stripper should be tipped extra for showing us her chocolate sunrise.

by CongoJack June 25, 2017