~One day during pole vaulting practice~
Vaulter 1: Pole vaulting is the best high there is. I get high every day right here!
Vaulter 2: Yeah man! I LOVE getting high!
(Coach comes and watches vaulting)
Coach: You guys gotta get higher!
Both Vaulters: Alright!
Vaulter 1: Pole vaulting is the best high there is. I get high every day right here!
Vaulter 2: Yeah man! I LOVE getting high!
(Coach comes and watches vaulting)
Coach: You guys gotta get higher!
Both Vaulters: Alright!
by GemeinhardtGal May 22, 2007
Who fucking knows anymore? First, it meant factual, and now it means fictional. What the fuck, internet... what the fuck?
wrong-->"Oh my god, Jessica, your post literally scared me to death" right--> "I literally wrote this post at 3:04 A.M."
by Deathmatch1127 April 14, 2015
Dave and I were totally doing it when he slipped and ended up pole vaulting me, Iβm just glad hit the taint and not the dit box!
by Katrykat March 31, 2020
by CongoJack July 03, 2017
The British version - The action of slapping a man and/or woman in the face with your erected penis. Depending on the force of your polevault you can sometimes cause the 'Polevaultee' to lose balance. Thus having made the PERFECT Polevault!.
"aww Dude I just flopped it out and was Polevaulting them both, Billy and Kattrin right round the face."
"No way!"
"Yes way!, Kattrin couldn't even speak afterwards"
Hi5
"No way!"
"Yes way!, Kattrin couldn't even speak afterwards"
Hi5
by Spasmin November 03, 2009
Feb 25 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose