~One day during pole vaulting practice~
Vaulter 1: Pole vaulting is the best high there is. I get high every day right here!
Vaulter 2: Yeah man! I LOVE getting high!
(Coach comes and watches vaulting)
Coach: You guys gotta get higher!
Both Vaulters: Alright!

wrong-->"Oh my god, Jessica, your post literally scared me to death" right--> "I literally wrote this post at 3:04 A.M."

Dave and I were totally doing it when he slipped and ended up pole vaulting me, I’m just glad hit the taint and not the dit box!

Kim Kardashian got famous from pole vaulting off of Ray Jay's junk.

"aww Dude I just flopped it out and was Polevaulting them both, Billy and Kattrin right round the face."

"No way!"

"Yes way!, Kattrin couldn't even speak afterwards"

Hi5