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Vaccinetard 

A person who first brags about getting vaccinated and then suffers from the numerous side effects and diseases the vaccination can cause.
Look at George, that vaccinetard! A week ago he proudly posted a video of him getting an experimental vaccine, and now hes in hospital with cerebral hemorrhage.
Vaccinetard by Sir Asbestos April 26, 2021

Vaccine strollout 

When your COVID vaccination rate is the lowest in the OECD because of ineffectual leadership rather than lack of desired to be vaccinated amongst a population.
Person 1: Have you had the opportunity to get vaccinated against COVID yet?

Person 2: No, I live in Australia so I’m still vulnerable to COVID-19 because of the vaccine strollout.

vaccinater 

People who righteously fight to eradicate preventable diseases from their communities by bravely allowing qualified medical professionals inject them and their offspring with antibodies triumphantly developed in laboratories in order to trigger an immune response sufficient enough to protect them from said preventable disease.
"Hey, Jane is having a measles party, do you want to bring your kids so they can hurry up and get a preventable disease?"
"Hell no. My kids don't get preventable diseases. I'm a vaccinater."
vaccinater by Sk8rnurse October 12, 2015

Vaccident 

Post-vaccine automobile accidents on roadways, caused by mini-strokes and blood clots in the brain. People are driving off the roads and striking trees -- veering into other cars for head-on collisions -- and apparently losing cognitive function while behind the wheel.
Person #1: My friend didn't show up after getting the jab. He told me to be at his house, but he wasn't there. I feel betrayed.

Person #2: Hope he didn't have a vaccident on the way home from the drive-thru clinic!
Vaccident by VinDSL April 29, 2021

vaccinazi 

A person who calls for the restriction of human rights of, withholding medical assistance to, or outright death by virus of anyone who has not received a certain vaccination.

Someone who believes that in having been vaccinated they possess a moral high ground, and that the unvaccinated are second-class citizens beneath them.
It is only a matter of time until the Vaccinazis call for all unvaccinated, including minorities and persons with health conditions preventing them from receiving vaccines at all, to be thrown into ghettos.
vaccinazi by Hammernado August 18, 2021

vaccine informed 

Someone who vaccinated their crotch goblins because they listened to the professionals who spent years studying versus someone who has their "resurch" degree from Google University.
They got their children vaccinated, because they're vaccine informed