Vassalize

To cover your entire body or another persons body in vaseline

Synonymous with Vaselise

Chad: Yo that Niven guy doesn't think Vaselise and Vassalize are the same thing!
Brett: That's whack, quick pass me the vaseline so I can vassalize my body!

by Kae-Dawg September 3, 2018

audio visualizer

a game on roblox, where it consists of listening to music and socializing with people in chat. tho it’s very chaotic, you encounter some decent people. a lot of “yo mama” and “deez nuts” jokes you will encounter in game. while you can meet new homies, you also have scumbags who think every dark topic is hilarious. you have the cool players vs hated.

yo mama: “wanna play audio visualizer?”
random idiot: “sure!”

by yo mama (sus) June 3, 2021

visualize my asshole

The automatic response a thoughtful person utters aloud when being subjected to the absolutely inane and painfully unclever bumper sticker that reads: Visualize Whirled Peas.

Why don’t you visualize my asshole?

by Dr Bunnygirl May 2, 2021

vandalize

To damage or destroy someone else property.

Verona spray printed Daniel's house without asking for permission, Daniel had said to her she had vandalize his property. Now he has to pay lots of money to fix the damage.

by Mary-Potter December 4, 2017

Visualize my asshole!

A common response, often yelled from one’s moving vehicle, to the vapid jerks who display the inane bumper sticker, “Visualize Whirled Peas.”

In a moment of deep irritation fueled by my lifelong pacifism, coupled with a brief moment of surprising pity, I loudly shouted, “Visualize my asshole!” to the sad sack occupants of the hulking SUV as it passed me on the boulevard.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 14, 2021

Vaselize

To thoroughly lubricate one's privates or nether regions for masturbation or other sexual activity. Derived from the petroleum jelly product Vaseline.

Carl's girlfriend was thoroughly enjoying his delivery of oral foreplay but she stopped him to allow him to Vaselize himself for some highly anticpated anal plundering.

by Eaton Holgoode March 13, 2015

vandalizer

The way dumb people say vandal, popularised by Hayley from modern family and Sam Hunts song with that title

It's really sweet of you, Luke, but there's just gonna be a bunch of drunk drivers and vandalizers who were stupid

by FlyDude October 4, 2015