Valsalice

The coolest school in the world. Founded by St. Don Bosco, managed by Salesians, not frequented by peasant. If you want to study in this school you need to belong to an elite social status in Turin or around the world. Watch out only to Piero (you'll recognise him believe me).

Man that guy goes to Valsalice, he gotta have cash.
He ain't gonna go out with us, he's from Valsalice,

by urbandefinitionist June 20, 2017

Vassalize

To cover your entire body or another persons body in vaseline

Synonymous with Vaselise

Chad: Yo that Niven guy doesn't think Vaselise and Vassalize are the same thing!
Brett: That's whack, quick pass me the vaseline so I can vassalize my body!

by Kae-Dawg September 3, 2018

vasaline

vascene in the ass

i ran out of vasaline for my butthole

by jojo-swank son March 26, 2021