Varsel 

A miniscule entity, not even worth giving the slightest of attention to.

The trilobites, now extinct arthropods, were all Varsel.

Varsel by Varsellisch October 24, 2020

Varsel Program 

Gives you viruses

Need a new PC cause i downloaded a Varsel Program

Varsel Program by 2973g7892g834g8234 July 3, 2023

Varelse 

One of four Demosthean phrases of "otherness", varelse is of an extraterrestrial race with whom no communication or understanding is possible, and therefore war is often inevitable.

Before The Hive Queen was written, humans considered buggers to be varelse.

Varelse by Ender Wiggin September 1, 2004

Vaseline & Pepper 

Verb (slang) - To create a fake beard with the sole purpose of deceiving other individuals of one's age.

How are we going to get into the strip club, we're only 12 years old! Wait... I know! Let's Vaseline & Pepper tonight, that should throw off the bouncer.

Vaseline & Pepper by Richard Simmons 2000 August 11, 2010

vaselate 

to fuck off, usually making a two hour job last eight hours. The Kansas Dept. of Transportation is the worst. Usually performed by a complete dumbass that does what "the man says."

"Jesus we should have been done with this ditch work three hours ago. If Vance vaselates this any longer we will get whistle bit."

vaselate by kdot March 26, 2008

Vaselize 

To thoroughly lubricate one's privates or nether regions for masturbation or other sexual activity. Derived from the petroleum jelly product Vaseline.

Carl's girlfriend was thoroughly enjoying his delivery of oral foreplay but she stopped him to allow him to Vaselize himself for some highly anticpated anal plundering.

Vaselize by Eaton Holgoode March 13, 2015

No vaseline 

The act of delivering honest personal assessment, without any soft peddling ; To deliver bad news directly and without sugar coating;usually with some measure of satisfaction;

"You know I'm your best friend so I'm going to give it to you with no Vaseline- you are an asshole" ; " I just found out about the bank account , and I'm going to give it to you with no Vaseline- we're broke". I got the results of your tests back, and here it is with no Vaseline -you failed"

No vaseline by wstlngy July 13, 2009