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a guy who enjoys virtual sex and enjoys jerking off
1. Bro stop varreling.
2. dude, that guys such a varrel.
Varrel by oatm1lk March 8, 2023
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A big gay guy who loves to suck cock with ketchup and peanut butter sauce
A: dude did you see varrel yesterday?
B: yeah, he was suckin me off with sauce
varrel by Lilmans hot May 22, 2021
a guy that is cringe af and also like sex with midget furries and also lost his virginity to a horse in a public bathroom
Guy 1 = hey guys look it's varrel
Guy 2 = yesterday he got impregnated to a male horse
Varrel by synonimgod June 5, 2023
One of four Demosthean phrases of "otherness", varelse is of an extraterrestrial race with whom no communication or understanding is possible, and therefore war is often inevitable.
Before The Hive Queen was written, humans considered buggers to be varelse.
Varelse by Ender Wiggin September 1, 2004

VARcelona 

A team by the name FC Barcelona which is to be in favor of VAR (Video Assistant Referee) at all times in order to get free goals or fouls against the opposing teams.
Hey did you see that free penalty or foul that was given to Barcelona using VAR? You mean VARcelona?!
VARcelona by UEFALONA February 10, 2019
The awesomeness of pirates, ninjas and zombies combined
dat guy be dam varrenti i say
Varrenti by >:D-|< October 25, 2009
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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