Varro 

A loud dildo. Either a broken vibrator that makes loud noise or a dildo that has fallen on the floor and makes a loud resonating sound.

"Oh my god, this dildo went completely varro..."

Varro by Paolo Catania December 3, 2019

Varric 

1. A Dwarf so manly, his chest hair can make you pregnant.

2. The manliest man to ever man. The only person manlier than Varric is Aveline.

Varric opened his jacket and showed me his chest hair. I am due in 9 months.

Varric by KatieTheCarhop November 11, 2011

vairo 

Kim Taehyung's wife
An unbelievably attractive, smart, cool, and funny person, who has a nice butt.
Will have 3-FIVE children.

Damn, she's almost as hot as vairo.

vairo by cheese boot October 11, 2017

La' Varo 

That nigga!!!!!!

La' Varo is that nigga!!!

La' Varo by Boom!🔥 December 21, 2016

Varrasso 

The modern day renaissance man. Also known as V-fresh.

"Where's Varrasso?"

Varrasso by Best friend Koala December 14, 2009

Vardouche 

A word to describe an individual who has shown themselves to be very emotionless in one way or another, thus comparing them to the cleansing product for vaginas.

A soul less person that has zero ability to be nice to people within his group of "friends".

A person that has the ability, passion, and purpose in life to undermine others dreams

Has zero appreciation for the Tri-Wizard Tournaments and all things associated with Harry Potter.

I was submitting ideas for new events and I was totally shut down and dismissed since I said "Tri-Wizard" He was such a Vardouche.

yo! Vardouche shut your mouth!

Fuck you Vardouche.

Why you such a Vardouche?

Vardouche by Beiber ManChild March 15, 2011

oh my various gods

Similar to the use of oh my God, as in a situation of great surprise. This is better suited for polytheists such as Hindu's, and for those who want to draw looks in public.

Oh my various Gods, I ran out of gas!

oh my various gods by Michael Scott February 16, 2006