Varric 

1. A Dwarf so manly, his chest hair can make you pregnant.

2. The manliest man to ever man. The only person manlier than Varric is Aveline.

Varric opened his jacket and showed me his chest hair. I am due in 9 months.

Varric by KatieTheCarhop November 11, 2011

varic

the best ship in the universe. thats it. all my homies ship varic.

person 1:"omf valeri is beating maric again! "
person 2:"oh i know, they are so cute together!"

person 1:"ikr man i love shipping varic!"
person 2:"yeah same."

varic by mjaü March 6, 2021

Varrichioed

1. Taking a joke further then anyone else has the ability to, and still having it be funny.

2. Making the entire room burst out in gut busting laughter and making fluids fly across the room.

Scenario 1
Person 1: Dude, can he have varrichioed that joke anymore?

Person 2: Seriously, I'll never be able to hear the word buckeye and not laugh.

Scenario 2
Person 1 & 2: *bursts out laughing while taking a drink*
Person 3: BOO YA! totally varrichioed that!
Person 4: Seriously man! You just hotzed them!

Varrichioed by DaMunkyKing218 November 22, 2010

Varrick 

Is a handsome, hardworking, funny, loving, caring, family-oriented, and out-going guy who loves helping out people and also is very athletic and a gym rat.

I want to be like Varrick when i grow up.

Varrick by Kepaboi88 June 7, 2019

varicose vaj 

N: A former sloot. An older woman who, in her former days, was a total slut. She may still be a slut, but a more reserved one. Must be at least 50 yrs to be considered a varicose vaj.

Guy 1: Dude, I was on my last leg so I had to go home with her. She was my last chance. But when I woke up I realized I just fucked a varicose vaj.

Guy 2: Uggh! That's so gross.. I don't know if I can talk to you anymore.

varicose vaj by CakeBadger April 4, 2014

varrio 

the neighborhood, the hood

los varrio clinton st.

varrio by alexes April 30, 2006

Varrio Linda Vista 13 part B 

The Linda Vista 13 gang include Clikas (sets that correspond to a bigger gang) of Tecolotes 1960s, Morley St Boys 70s, Lokos 70s-80s, Raskols 80s, Peewees 90s, Tiny Locos (1997- Present). LV13 is one of those gangs who are hated by every other gang in San Diego. Historically, LV13s rivals are Mission Bay, Old Town San Diego, East San Diego, and most gangs from South East San Diego. Newer rivals consist of Linda Vista Crip ( reason: young generation of LVC claim NorthSide instead of West Side and LV13 is a Southerner Gang), Bloods, South East Lokos 13, Clairemont, Luni Mob & Fk ( fuck klowns) which are known to be wannabe clicks (not a real gang or weak in numbers. According to FBI investigations, there are about 150 to 200 active and non-active gang members from the incorporated LV13 street gang alone. Because Operation Blue Rag (police strategy to take down Crips in San Diego) and the 2001 gang injunction for LV13 (police strategy to take down Linda Vista 13 gang members, it has forced many gang members from Linda Vista to leave the area in order to escape prosecution.

were u from loko,ws sd!! Varrio Linda Vista 13 part B

Varrio Linda Vista 13 part B by LVdog December 13, 2010