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the most beautiful person ever, she seems chicky but she's really kind. She loves spending her time with her friends just talking for hours, she may look mean and intimidating but truth is she's a really fine , gorgeous, beautiful in her own way and also guys are dying to win her over. she's just the best girl
damn! wish i was varlen's boyfriend
goddamn this girl is amazing
varlen drive's me crazy as fuck
Varlen by jimliehsu November 22, 2021
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Funny Valentine 

Funny Valentine is the 23rd President of the United States and the antagonist of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Steel Ball Run. Known for his charisma of a true politician and his ideals to the point you can think of him as the true hero of the part. Uses the iconic stand named after the AC/DC hit song: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap (aka D4C or Filthy Acts At A Reasonable Price if you would like the censored version). D4C has the ability of Dimensional Traveling when Funny is between two objects letting Funny use infinity versions of himself to finish his acts and as a last resort option when a version of him takes fatal damage. D4C offensive ability consists of taking two of the same people/objects from different dimensions, let them make contact and this results in disintegration of the people/objects. Funny Valentine/D4C also gain another ability at the end of the part known as Love Trains which creates a pocket dimension around Funny so Funny cannot take any type of damage and bad luck literally will go away from him to another person at will/random.
1.
X: Funny Valentine is the best villain

2.
X: "Would make America Great in the first place if it wasn't for a crippled man."
Y: "Yeah, he did nothing wrong man"
Funny Valentine by Sospicion July 24, 2019

Valentanal

My wife said that she wants valentanal instead of flowers.
Valentanal by Chucktastic68 February 13, 2021
A very strong young lady who doesn't give up on anything. Very helpful young lady who puts everyone before herself. Being in a relationship with her is a good thing because she will love you forever and always been by your side.
Valene is a beautiful lady
valene by Layla343 December 20, 2016

valentines day video 

a video Phil made for Dan basically expressing his love as a gift for Valentines Day but they claim it was an April Fools joke. Also the phandom doesn't ever talk about it, it's aka "the video that shall not be named" or every now and then "the video" or "the thing" because many are scared to talk about it. It's to respect Phil and also Dans privacy, that's why we don't speak of it, or watch it. Besides, it's very hard to find it on the internet nowadays.
phangirl 1: "Wow! did you see the valentines Day video?!"
phangirl 2: "yeah! the video that shall not be named!"

Nick Valensi 

Nick Valensi is the guitarist from New York band The Strokes. He normally plays the lead guitar parts. Nick is the youngest band member. As I'm writing this he is married to Amanda De Cadenet and she is expecting twins with Nick in November.
A lot of people say Nick Valensi is the sex. I'd like to agree with them.
Nick Valensi is the sex!!
Nick Valensi by Christina_ July 31, 2006

Valentina 

The most gorgeous hispanic girl at the school. All guys stare at her in class but she doesn't notice them. Artistic, likes to workout, sweet, beautiful smile, light skin, long legs, natural thick eyebrows and dark brown eyes. She used to have short Black hair, now is long. laughs too much sometimes, if you see her sad you're lucky because she won't show her weak side unless you truly know her. Especially guys with initials J,C, T, R and N go crazy about her and find her extremely attractive. ( Jack, Colin, Nate, C..). Could be a model and knows how to dress. Seems quiet and calm but is kinky and loves parties. Versatile and an amazing friend If you become her boyfriend she will be loyal and will surprise you. South American, Italian and Russian name. Means very sweet, and romantic. Valentina \v(a)-lenti-na, val(en)-tina\ as a girl's name is pronounced val-en-TEE-nah. It is of Latin origin, and the meaning of Valentina is "strong, healthy". Feminine form of Valentine, a saint's name.
More exotic and artistic ballerina-type successor to Valerie; a pretty, recommended choice. Mexican-born actress Salma Hayek named her daughter Valentina. It shot up 62 places to #203 in the past year alone.
Jack: -Valentina looks so good today.
Neill: -the hottie over there? I think she has a boyfriend..
Valentina by griddamtimb December 18, 2018
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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