A vanmobile is epitome of vehicular coolness. Not to be mistaken for the soccer mom van, a vanmobile is sleek and sexy. Its engine purrs with raw sex appeal. The light that shines off the body glistens with awsumsauce.

Lina: Oh Jon you're such a soccer mom driving that van around.

Jon: Pffttt maybe when you drive it. I drive the vanmobile and make it look good!

vanmobile by Mallorick79 October 20, 2010

vajobler

A Fat persons stomach.

Look at my vajobler When i jiggle it.

vajobler by Chris100 January 2, 2010

vanjebber

From the Folklore of the Netherlands, a person of Jebber. People from Jebber were known for their incomprenhesive and often insane speech.

To be a vanjebber is not only to talk shit but to converse in a low way. People from Jebber are considered to be particularly ignorant, uneducated and of low intellect, and are very often lacivious.
Their speech relects this inherent lack of intellect, education and morals.

that vanjebber has all the wit and charm of a diseased anchovy.

vanjebber by The Grateful Dead August 11, 2008

Vajob

The equivalent of a hand job, but given with the vagina; not to be confused with sexual intercourse.

"Dude, did you fuck that chick last night?"
"Nah, man, she just gave me a vajob, I didn't want the Hofstra Red!"

Vajob by Cait & Sam February 28, 2008

Vanjo

A sexual act in which a man grabs the pubic hair of a woman while in the upright missionary position and strings his finger across the pubic hair as if he was playing the banjo.

boyfriend "Hey babe! Want to make some music tonight? If you know what I mean?" girlfriend "No! I let you play the Vanjo last night."

Vanjo by Dr. D.A.N. December 21, 2019

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026