Vajob

The equivalent of a hand job, but given with the vagina; not to be confused with sexual intercourse.

"Dude, did you fuck that chick last night?"
"Nah, man, she just gave me a vajob, I didn't want the Hofstra Red!"

by Cait & Sam February 28, 2008

vajoozle biscuit

The place where your perineum is located specifically on a female.

Your peroneal nerve is not in your vajoozle biscuit, it's in your knee.

by just here to add things April 1, 2023

Vajoma

When your vagina is in a coma. Dry and sleepy. Common in menopausal women.

Damn this vajoma! Not even Prince Charming can kiss it and wake it up.

by Faster Redhead January 21, 2016

Vajabond

One who has both the qualities of a vagina and a vagabond.

Katie: My god, you're such a vajabond!!
Summer: What's that mean?
Katie: @_@ vajabond...

by ADWM and Democrat January 21, 2009

vajooj

n. 1) A derivative of the word vagina. Often used as a euphemism to describe the female anatomy.

2) Used towards others insulting their masculinity (if male).

3) A combination of the first two definitions whilst masking it as part of another language.

1) "Do I smell your vajooj or is it just a little humid in here?"

2) "Don't be such a vajooj and stop crying you widdle baby."

3) "Helvetica est la vajooj."

by polygonprospect. July 30, 2008

Vajonathan

A name for the female anatomy.

I just wanna punch you in the vajonathan right now, will you accept?

by Gabrielephant May 3, 2010

Vajordan

someone who has constant sand in their vag.can never take a joke and believes if you take one sip of beer then you are an alcoholic,ditches friends and pretends they are the ones without the time.

god dude your being a fuckin Vajordan, just drink the beer.

by mr.felch January 2, 2010