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The equivalent of a hand job, but given with the vagina; not to be confused with sexual intercourse.
"Dude, did you fuck that chick last night?"
"Nah, man, she just gave me a vajob, I didn't want the Hofstra Red!"
Vajob by Cait & Sam February 28, 2008
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vajoozle biscuit 

The place where your perineum is located specifically on a female.
Your peroneal nerve is not in your vajoozle biscuit, it's in your knee.
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When your vagina is in a coma. Dry and sleepy. Common in menopausal women.
Damn this vajoma! Not even Prince Charming can kiss it and wake it up.
Vajoma by Faster Redhead January 21, 2016
One who has both the qualities of a vagina and a vagabond.
Katie: My god, you're such a vajabond!!
Summer: What's that mean?
Katie: @_@ vajabond...
Vajabond by ADWM and Democrat January 21, 2009
n. 1) A derivative of the word vagina. Often used as a euphemism to describe the female anatomy.

2) Used towards others insulting their masculinity (if male).

3) A combination of the first two definitions whilst masking it as part of another language.
1) "Do I smell your vajooj or is it just a little humid in here?"

2) "Don't be such a vajooj and stop crying you widdle baby."

3) "Helvetica est la vajooj."
vajooj by polygonprospect. July 30, 2008

Vajonathan 

A name for the female anatomy.
I just wanna punch you in the vajonathan right now, will you accept?
Vajonathan by Gabrielephant May 3, 2010
someone who has constant sand in their vag.can never take a joke and believes if you take one sip of beer then you are an alcoholic,ditches friends and pretends they are the ones without the time.
god dude your being a fuckin Vajordan, just drink the beer.
Vajordan by mr.felch January 2, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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