Vandatory 

When something is deemed voluntary, yet necessary. Thus, it could technically be thought of as mandatory despite being voluntary.

Person 1: "Man, college is going to bite me in the ass. Maybe I just shouldn't attend."
Person 2: "Yeah, college is vandatory like that."
Person 1: "What do you mean by that?"
Person 2: "Well you don't have to go to college, but good luck with life if you don't."

Vandatory by reTrin September 24, 2022

Mandatory Party Time 

This is typically a work-related event that you know you have a real good time. Still, you need to tell you're significant other that this is a mandatory work event where there are networking opportunities with centers of influence, also the potential for political gerrymandering, but primarily it's just a good time.

Nancy has been out multiple times this week, but she wasn't going to miss this critical work event and decided to go even though she is tired. The trick is going to be in explaining to her main man Dutch that this wasn't just another Mandatory Party Time.

Mandatory Party Time by Hixxz68 November 23, 2019

mandatory sex party 

A mandatory sex party is like a normal sex party, except if you don't attend you get arrested. People are told they will be attending a costume party, but what really happens is a wild, out-of-control orgy involving beer, fire, and moving logs onto the road.

Allie: So, how was your costume party last night?
Roger: It turned out to be a mandatory sex party.
Duncan: Those actually exist???

mandatory sex party by Alliestalker October 14, 2009

Mandatory Fun 

Fun, Mandatory: When the 1sg or CO (or their spouses) decide that the company's spouses and children are going to have a day set aside for them to have a family oriented even, and you are "invited" (I.E. no choice). you may not leave until the day is over, even though you live in the barracks and have no dependents of your own.

Nah man, CO has us on a Mandatory Fun Day today at 7:00 am.

Mandatory Fun by 11BulletCatcher September 3, 2010

Mandatory Sex Party 

"A party where once you walk in the door, you are obligated to have sex. I would think that these parties often disguise themselves as costume parties or birthday parties or baby showers but THEN as soon as they entice people in the door, they are all "guess what this actually is? It's a mandatory sex party, bitch!"

I went to Allie's blog expecting some kind of awesome party with lots of pie, but as soon as I got there everyone was like "guess what this actually is? It's a mandatory sex party, bitch!" and then the raping of my eyeballs with awesomeness commenced.

Mandatory Sex Party by Havoc8709 March 31, 2010

Mandatory Fun 

A social event put on by an organization having some form of authority over event attendees where those attendees are generally confronted with the dilemma of attending the social event or facing some generally undesired consequence.

A: "Sorry, but I can't go to the beach with you this weekend. My employer wants us to attend this team-building retreat. If I don't go to the retreat, I'm required to show-up at my workstation and perform my duties."
B: "Oh, so they want you to have some mandatory fun, huh? It's okay!"

Mandatory Fun by unindicted.coconspirator April 19, 2016

Mandatory sex parties 

Sex parties in which attendance is mandatory. Most frequently seen as part of a sex course or among couples who practice both swinging and S&M.

"Sorry Kelly, I can't make any prayer meetings this week. I have some mandatory sex parties to attend."

Mandatory sex parties by adelaidepoet October 14, 2009