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usually a hispanic male, who is a flirt, very good looking, a leader and takes the bull by the horns. does not like conflict but is ready to face on anything. He is a lone wolf and is all around cool and calm.
Jill: oh look at that sexy animal of a guy,
Cindy: Oh yeah that must be valente, lets sleep with him.
valente by sanderjo January 15, 2011
A very unique individual with the coolest name ever. She's fun, smart and sassy.
Look, it's Valynne! She's so cool.
Valynne by Tinuviell July 26, 2009

Valentendonitis 

Damage to one's giggle stick or whoo-ha. Occurs when a muscle tendon is damaged due to an over exertion of pushing/pulling the muscle. When the normal smooth gliding motion of a tendon is impaired, the muscle group will then become painfully sensitive to contact. Doctors coined the term Valentendonitis after taking notice that this condition most commonly takes place after Valentine’s Day.
Pat: Where’s Eric?
Danton: He’s still in his room with Kala.
Pat: Have they even left the room since yesterday?
Danton: Not from what I’ve seen, they’ve been going at it like rabbits.
Pat: They better hold off for a while, or they could end up with a case of Valentendonitis.
Valentendonitis by PattyJ-2785 February 9, 2010

Valenterrible

What lonely people call Valentine's Day.
Lonely Girl- I'm so lonely! I get no love,no flowers,nor candy... This is a Valenterrible Day!
Valenterrible by sexygayboy February 13, 2010

Valente’d 

Bent over a barrel and pegged by a giant wooden club
You got Valente’d!!!

Pronounced val-ent-tayed
Valente’d by Dubs Dix February 27, 2019
A beautiful goddess short in stature, but lives her life to do big things. She's quite intelligent and is never to be under estimated. She loves the ones closest to her, most of all her man. Because she's a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets!
Valante
Valante by boyfriend ;) August 24, 2013
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A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

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I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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