Valynteen

Valynteen is another word for "unique" and "free." It is always associated with the coolest thing on the planet. It is the meaning of freedom and describes the ability to do whatever you put your mind to. The word "Valynteen" is one of the most non-restricting words in the world.

That girl had such a Valynteen way about her. You can tell she is really special and will always do whatever she puts her mind to, no matter what.

by sweetstuff83 December 4, 2009

Valveteen Rub

When the performer of fellatio has false teeth and removes them to allow the gums to come into play.

Kelly: So, you want a blow job.
John: Hell yes.
** Kelly removes her teeth **
John: WTF!!??
Kelly: What? You never had a valveteen rub?

by buckonz March 5, 2010

Valentendonitis

Damage to one's giggle stick or whoo-ha. Occurs when a muscle tendon is damaged due to an over exertion of pushing/pulling the muscle. When the normal smooth gliding motion of a tendon is impaired, the muscle group will then become painfully sensitive to contact. Doctors coined the term Valentendonitis after taking notice that this condition most commonly takes place after Valentine’s Day.

Pat: Where’s Eric?
Danton: He’s still in his room with Kala.
Pat: Have they even left the room since yesterday?
Danton: Not from what I’ve seen, they’ve been going at it like rabbits.
Pat: They better hold off for a while, or they could end up with a case of Valentendonitis.

by PattyJ-2785 February 9, 2010

valenteen

A girl with a very unique name that very few girls have. She is very pretty, and has a lot of guys after her. Jesslyn's are usually very loud and outgoing, and have tons of friends. Almost everytime you'd see a Jesslyn, she would always have a smile on her face and always laughing, which is why a lot of people adore them. Jesslyn's aren't always the smartest people around, but sometimes thats just whats makes them soo funny!

wow, look at valenteen.

by tinaxo November 21, 2017

valanteen

The most sexy, swagy, tallest person. She has black eyes and the perfect shoulder length brown hair. Shes the most energetic person but the most unathletic person you will meet. She may seem smart but she's a dumbass.

'' oh yea valanteen? Yea I know her she is the zexyest person I know .''

by Valanteenfofo March 16, 2021

valenteen

valenteen. VALENTEEN IS SOMEONE YOU WILL NEVER MEET TWICE. i’ve witnessed this woman burp, fart, and eat simultaneously. i’ve seen this thing try to communicate with me through her EYES. there is no one else in the world that will play charades instead of speak. valenteen calls everyone an NPC but has a calendar. valenteen’s mom likes me more than her so i think it may have affected her emotionally. valenteen’s life is a real life domino affect and once something goes wrong it all goes wrong. all she ever does is come to my house, wake me up, take her daily shit in my toilet, and then tell me about guys she thinks are butt fucking ugly. aside, valenteen is my best friend and i appreciate our friendship very much. if it wasn’t for val i’d be very bored and would have ended up with a toxic friend.

“where is valenteen?”
me: oh she’s probably rotting away in her room rn but you can leave me a message for her”

by randompenguinidk345 June 13, 2022

Valyntine

1) Literally a Valentine, but with a slightly evil appearance.

2) A Person that is Extremely talkative, but very secretive at the same time.

3) A name, Meaning "extreme emotion" Guys with this name tend to live up to it.

1) "Look my Valyntine has fangs!"

2) "That kid is such a Valyntine."

by BloodyValyntine August 3, 2011