valente

usually a hispanic male, who is a flirt, very good looking, a leader and takes the bull by the horns. does not like conflict but is ready to face on anything. He is a lone wolf and is all around cool and calm.

Jill: oh look at that sexy animal of a guy,
Cindy: Oh yeah that must be valente, lets sleep with him.

by sanderjo January 15, 2011

valente

in italian it means "valuable"

my last name is valente, i am the valuable one!

by frank valente September 5, 2006

Valente

A ugly mushroom. He has a really bad haircut it looks like a 2 year old did it (actually it’s a lot worse) HE IS A PLAYER. He is very rude. NEVER DATE A VALENTE I AM WARNING YOU!

His girlfriend: ooooOooOoO he is so hawtt

Friend/close person:ummmm Valente looks like a mushroom

by Um_um_um January 3, 2019

Valente

a doctor that is fresh out of residency that prefers to have sex with his old lady patients or a young man that is attracted to ladies that are past the cougar stage

I can't believe you went to a nursing home to get a date, you are such a Valente

by E.T. Bonehome February 16, 2009

Valente

A homossexual breed found usually in Santa Maria da Feira.

A Valente is a assumed super gay, and is a short dick man.

Person 1: He is such a Valente.
Person 2: Why? Does he have a small penis?

by ....hub.com November 24, 2021

Valente’d

Bent over a barrel and pegged by a giant wooden club

You got Valente’d!!!

Pronounced val-ent-tayed

by Dubs Dix February 27, 2019

Phil Valente

another word for stoner, bitch, whose too lazy to get a job.

Do you know Phil Valente, he's the guy with three flat tires.

by Sam January 20, 2005