Vallested 

The act of a mushroom picker inserting his fungal willy into a poor souls rectal cavity and exclaiming his love for hughes mushrooms.

Vallested- Did you hear about that Bulgarian ? He was behind schedulr with mushroom deliveries and ended up Vallested in the bum.

Vallested by Chug jug drinka February 5, 2022

Valdesed 

When one is playing in goal in football, and a shot is too accurate and too powerful for you to even attempt at diving for it. It was originated from Victor Valdes.

(Callum shoots)
(Rory is beaten and doesn't dive for it)
David: "Noooo...you just got Valdesed..."

Valdesed by cfabw September 13, 2011

valeted 

to get knocked out;fix ya face

"If you scuff up my shoes, you get Valeted on the floor"
Mr Pookie

valeted by Mark Anstead May 26, 2006

cherbally vallenged 

A gay way of saying verbally challenged.

Hi, I'm gay and I'm cherbally vallenged

cherbally vallenged by gaygaygaygaygay October 23, 2007

Vallestero 

A Giga Chad

Vallestero is giga chad

Vallestero by Diego Brandoi May 24, 2022

Getting valleyed 

Starting a new world in Stardew Valley

Bro my homie getting valleyed right now

Getting valleyed by Your mother is a tard November 25, 2021