stardew valley

A fun farming game that sucks the life out of you.

1:00 P.M. "I'm just going to play stardew valley for an hour."
1:00 A.M. *still playing stardew*

by Tristan has booty swag penis May 4, 2018

stardew valley

guy: hey, you should get stardew valley, it's nice and relaxing
guy 2: sure
3 days later
guy 2: fuckfuckfuckfuck i need a truffle for community center shiiiiiiiiit please merchant have one
I GOT KNOCKED OUT WHAT?! I LOST MY BEST WEAPON! what the fuck do i doooooo
comeon i need to get to the house NO I PASSED OUT FUCKING BULLSHIT

by the average enjoyer July 8, 2022

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A farming simulator you can't put down no matter how hard you try. Mostly because you can mod it and it's not just farming.

"Hey, did you get Stardew Valley?"
"I wanted to see if it was worth it, so I pirated it. Then I bought it."

by Coolioo_ February 11, 2018

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A farming simulator that has dating sim elements. Aka a great game.

I can't figure out the best summer crop in Stardew Valley.
I think I'll marry Sebastian in this run.

by Kirsale March 5, 2018

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The one game to help you chillax after a long day at the office and instead of engaging with your real-life family you can engage with this and have a chill time farming in a videogame.

-do things that wouldn't be fun in real life including but not limiting to

watering plants, stroking chickens and having to socially interact with virtual people

Guy One: Hey what you playing?
Guy Two: Just some stardew valley, why?
Guy One: Why would you play that, ditch that game and go on apex legends
Guy Two: No! Try the game RIGHT NOW.
Guy One: Ugh, fine.

by reubeno March 12, 2021

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