Valiha

A ditzy woman of loose sexual morals, usally of French descent.

Likes to drink and can often be seen fighting prostitutes late at night outside clubs.

Man did you see that Valiha that I knobbed last night going mental on that whore outside the club?

by mr cock belly May 3, 2010

Valiha

A Valiha is often laid across the lap and plucked. The sound is quite foreign to most ears, although similar to instruments originating from the Midlands.

Did you hear that Valiha the other night? I couldn't make head nor tail of it.

by phoney faro May 5, 2010