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Funny Valentine 

Funny Valentine is the 23rd President of the United States and the antagonist of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Steel Ball Run. Known for his charisma of a true politician and his ideals to the point you can think of him as the true hero of the part. Uses the iconic stand named after the AC/DC hit song: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap (aka D4C or Filthy Acts At A Reasonable Price if you would like the censored version). D4C has the ability of Dimensional Traveling when Funny is between two objects letting Funny use infinity versions of himself to finish his acts and as a last resort option when a version of him takes fatal damage. D4C offensive ability consists of taking two of the same people/objects from different dimensions, let them make contact and this results in disintegration of the people/objects. Funny Valentine/D4C also gain another ability at the end of the part known as Love Trains which creates a pocket dimension around Funny so Funny cannot take any type of damage and bad luck literally will go away from him to another person at will/random.
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X: Funny Valentine is the best villain

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X: "Would make America Great in the first place if it wasn't for a crippled man."
Y: "Yeah, he did nothing wrong man"
Funny Valentine by Sospicion July 24, 2019

Valentina 

The most gorgeous hispanic girl at the school. All guys stare at her in class but she doesn't notice them. Artistic, likes to workout, sweet, beautiful smile, light skin, long legs, natural thick eyebrows and dark brown eyes. She used to have short Black hair, now is long. laughs too much sometimes, if you see her sad you're lucky because she won't show her weak side unless you truly know her. Especially guys with initials J,C, T, R and N go crazy about her and find her extremely attractive. ( Jack, Colin, Nate, C..). Could be a model and knows how to dress. Seems quiet and calm but is kinky and loves parties. Versatile and an amazing friend If you become her boyfriend she will be loyal and will surprise you. South American, Italian and Russian name. Means very sweet, and romantic. Valentina \v(a)-lenti-na, val(en)-tina\ as a girl's name is pronounced val-en-TEE-nah. It is of Latin origin, and the meaning of Valentina is "strong, healthy". Feminine form of Valentine, a saint's name.
More exotic and artistic ballerina-type successor to Valerie; a pretty, recommended choice. Mexican-born actress Salma Hayek named her daughter Valentina. It shot up 62 places to #203 in the past year alone.
Jack: -Valentina looks so good today.
Neill: -the hottie over there? I think she has a boyfriend..
Valentina by griddamtimb December 18, 2018

Valentina 

Valentina is very gorgeous girl, the first time you see her you will be in love and will want to date her.
Valentina is beautiful
Valentina by emasansay June 24, 2019

Valentina 

valentina is a very kind girl. she can be shy at first but once you become close with her, that will all change. she loves to laugh a lot with her friends. she loves when people say that they lover her because it makes her feel very special on the inside. valentina is very beautiful and is always getting great grades. she is stylish, loves to take pictures, and get many clothes. valentina will be the perfect best friend for you because she will always be there for you and make you laugh all the time. you have to get a valentina in your life because she will always express her love and luckiness to have you in her life.
Valentina is so nice.
I know right!
Valentina by XXvalgirl September 23, 2019

valentina 

1. A nice, sweet, beautiful girl, who is kind to everyone. Absolutely creative, and artistic.
2. A tasty spicy sauce.
3. A fashionista
1. Look that girl is a Valentina

2. That is spicy like a Valentina

3. Ooh! Look at that dress it looked like a Valentina
valentina by Showlover2005 January 2, 2017

VALENTINA 

How do you explain this beautiful woman?? First, one of her biggest personality pieces, she’s confident. ALWAYW. Which means she won’t let anyone push or bring her down. Always peppy, kind, and makes the best jokes. Me and my friends have these characters, and just voting, here are the best!! But watch out! Valentina’s very outgoing, and definitely speaks her opinions! She’s never shy, doesn’t like to show when she cries, but always up for competition. She loves herself, (Not selfishly) and especially confident woman and other girls, which empowers and inspires her to be who she wants. Valentina’s the best friend i could possibly ever as for, and there’s nothing I’d want to change about her! 😁💖✌🏽
Omg! Have you met THE Valentina????
VALENTINA by YAAASS__queen! May 14, 2019
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
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"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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