Valde is a one of a kind guy who will be your forever. He’s super kind-hearted and it sometimes leads to him being oblivious to certain things. But ultimately he is always there for anyone he loves. He’s so handsome and all the girls are always chasing after him jealous of the one girl he chooses to stay with. He’s bright and knows how to chase after his goals without completely leaving those who are staying behind him. He’s super attractive and will always be the best in the bedroom. He’s a big in every way, *wink*... always there for you and always ready to be there to help.
by Mvt20 October 19, 2018
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Original usage: "It,s sad, when, a vald point, is lost, I the, commas,.")
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Original usage: "It,s sad, when, a vald point, is lost, I the, commas,.")
"I tried to read the article the professor assigned, but it was totally vald. I couldn't get through the second sentence. Don't they use editors at Forbes.com?"
by Make More Hinjews March 14, 2012
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1. To Barf.
2. Person that is a baller and pulls a lot of tail.
3. Person that looks like the character Barf from Spaceballs.
2. Person that is a baller and pulls a lot of tail.
3. Person that looks like the character Barf from Spaceballs.
by KZD1983 January 29, 2009
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