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Valdejan 

They are usually not human, they try not to get close to anyone because they know life will just turn on them, When they do get close to someone they will always care for that person, they are usually hated by many people but they never know why. If you ever meet one stay away
Valdejan sucks.
Valdejan by Valdejan A. Sucks fish September 24, 2019
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Valdejan 

Valdejan, is a Brazilian name with no particular meaning. It is extremely uncommon, and so is their personality. Ironically, this makes them seem familiar; maybe they remind you of someone you know or knew, but it isn't always clear. It is for this reason that you can never really understand them, not that you would want to.
He sat there drawing his thoughts, the page filled with illustrations, but nothing could be seen; Valdejan, saw pain.
Valdejan by Brooklyn's urban legend November 23, 2023
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A sweet, tiny little girl with big grills. Valdeans are nice and friendly but can turn into monsters when provoked.
Man, that Valdean was sweet until I was playing with her!
valdean by -_-_-_-_-_-_- November 20, 2014

Valejandro

Valejandro is a mixed name between; names starting with V and Alejandro. If anyone says their name is Valejandro, they're likely to be, or their parents are likely to be Lady Gaga stans. So if you want to have a raging homosexual and equal rights activist friend, look for Valejandros!
"Don't call my name, don't call my name, Valejandro"
"I thought you wanted to be called Valejandro?"
"It's a song you stupid dick"
Valejandro by peanutbutterluv November 21, 2021
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