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An amazing brown hair, hazel eyed young man. He is strong and has sexy abs and can often be described as "Orgasmic" He usually has a 7-8 inch penis.
-Hey look! He has a big dick!
-What a valentin....
by ThatOneHotBlonde April 11, 2013
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Paper product used as a barrier against unwanted messes, such as the liner at the bottom of a bird cage.
Please put a New York Times under that before it gets all over the place.
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A very common name in France. Many English speakers have a fear of mispronouncing the name, because if said wrong you might be calling a (him) a (girl).

And the person with that specific name has a very amazing personality, has majestic hair, beautiful brown eyes, and a big baguette
Valentin: hey try and say my name
Me: no
Valentin: bruh
by RollingPotato January 20, 2020
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a tall, handsome, consumer of food who never gains weight, no matter how much he eats.
wow that guy just ate 3 pizzas, how's he so thin? oh right, he's a valentin.
by urbanman123 September 07, 2011
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A male who is usually from/of Russian background, cocky, can get extremely egotistical, is found to be most likely born as a Leo. With honor and humble pride, he strictly believes in what he knows is right and doesn't permit anyone or anything to falter his thoughts.

Symbol is of a lion because of how demanding, closed off, powerful way he can react. Is known to be a really deep person who could pass as a motivational speaker or someone who sees the positivity and consequences for himself and make his mind on what he knows fits for him.

Valentins keep secrets. They have difficulty trusting just anyone and it is really difficult to earn their trust. One who disproves themselves to them, they close their heart off to them for awhile.

Valentins get hurt easily. Inside is a bottle filled to the top with painful emotions and it would take years to empty/release it all. They have been hurt in the past and have trust and honesty issues with people they meet.

Deep rich brown eyes, brown hair, their usual tall height and addicting laugh makes them a hit with people around them. They carry a charisma that makes others want to be close to them, but they themselves don't always realize it.

Although they are known for being such douches at times, they aren't capable of being hated. They are loveable, caring, understanding, amazing people.

People underestimate them until they get to know them... Not close with them? You're missing out from living on high.
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Nolan: Babe, that friend you have is a total knockout, how'd you find a guy like that?

Eve: I worked the magic, haha, nah, Valentin and I met after climbing the same palm tree back in Tampa.

Nolan: He's a Valentin??????

Eve: The one and only.

Nolan: Mann, I need to find myself a Valentin.

Eve: You can only dream :)

Nolan: I already am.
by PliableEpicNolanxx January 24, 2014
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a tall, handsome, consumer of food who never gains weight, no matter how much he eats.

likes to entertain himself when there's no choice.
He still survives that place because he's a Valentin.
by Hedwig Morris November 24, 2012
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