valdek

a fat Polynesian queer who licks his own asscrack while doing school work

"look at that disgusting valdek over there"

valdek by BananaAss34 May 5, 2020

valdek

a hacking ass piece of shit that can't be bothered to do work so he hacks his way to success. How can a real human fucking being get 25,000 points in a week?? Hack into the answer for that Valdick.

tell me what this means you trick ass fuckface
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Valdek can go choke on his 1s and 0s.

valdek by lilpumpkinshrimp May 5, 2020

valdek

a hacking ass piece of shit that can't be bothered to do work so he hacks his way to success. How can a real human fucking being get 25,000 points in a week?? Hack into the answer for that Valdick.

tell me what this means you trick ass fuckface
010101001010101010101000100101011111111001011010

Valdek can go choke on his 1s and 0s.

valdek by lilpumpkinshrimp May 5, 2020

Leo Valdez 

The character we all love, son of Hephaestus, seventh wheel on the Argo II, dream guy, demigod, and the human form of the 💯 emoji.

Leo Valdez: "All da ladies love Leo!"
Piper: "No they don't!"

Leo Valdez by pjo-lover October 10, 2016

Leo Valdez 

Supreme bad boy, Mr. McShizzle, and boyfriend goals.

Leo valdez is total bae

Leo Valdez by Living meme fangirl queen August 12, 2018

Leo Valdez 

Leo Valdez is an amazing friend who LITERALLY died for his friends and to save the world. His girlfriend is Calypso. Leo is one of the seven half-bloods sent to save the world from Gaea.

Seven halfbloods shall answer the call
To storm or fire the world must fall
An oath to keep with a final breath

Foes bear arms to the Doors Of Death

With out Leo the Seven team just would not be the same. He brings the DAZZLE to the name demigod. Leo was dead for six months.

He is an amazing friend.

Everybody loves Leo Valdez!!! TEAM LEO!!! 💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞

Leo Valdez by annabeth~chase June 18, 2018

Luz Valdenebro 

Luz Valdenebro aka LiliWoo is a Spanish Goddess who works as an actress as a part-time job.

Her name means 'Light' becuz she's bright and shiny af. 'Light' saw the light of the day on March 11th 1975, Cordoba,Andalucia (but,if Doña Dolfina asks, it was in Toledo).

Although she has starred in a number of theater plays,films and tv shows, she drew lesbian fangirls' attention by playing a Cinnamon roll too good too pure for this world - Aurora Alarcon in ''Seis Hermanas''. Since then she's become known as an avid Aurelier and is a licensed Captain of the Aurelia ship together with her fellow co-star Candela Serrat.

Special skills include:

-eye sex with co-stars: you can actually feel being impregnated by her look

-hand porn with female co-stars: ovaries exploded
-hair porn: perfect ,even if she shaves her head and becomes Luz BALDenebro
-eyebrow game: too strong
-smile: cures everything
-sound of her voice: a unicorn jumping over a rainbow shitting glitter while Nutella flows below
-AndaLuz accent: sexy and she knows it
-interaction with fans: too good to be true, yet...it is
-exists: RIP ovaries

Famous quote:''Yo necesito dejar el camerino impoluto y recogido antes de ir.''
Loose translation: Our bae is ocd af.

If you notice that your tetas no son calmas whenever Luz posts something on Instagram
or Twitter, you can definitely consider yourself a proud LuzTrash or ValdenebrHOE (completely unofficial fangirl names I made up,cuz I'm trash).

fam: what's your sexual orientation?
me: Luz Valdenebro . I'm LuzValdenebrosexual.

Luz Valdenebro by LuzTrash January 10, 2017