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A crappy little village right outside of Manitowoc, WI. Since there is absolutely nothing to do there in this town of 997 people the residents who will openly admit they are from here, sit around all day and drink. They have nothing to live for, except for their local high school. So everyone in town obsesses about the school's sports teams to fill the lack of anything in their lives.

The school is most well known for wrestling-but no one besides them cares, and their varsity boys and girls basketball teams. You see, they think they are really good, but year after year they fail to accomplish anything. They barely can make it past regionals much less even dream of making it to state. The fan are considered some of the most obnoxious and rude in the area and overall everyone just hates them.
Nick: You're from Valders?
Joe: Bob: Yeeehhhh
Nick: WTF is your problem. We can no longer be friends. Valders people are not even real people. Move somewhere with class!!
Valders by JimJones14 December 7, 2010
Words you can keep
A little town that thinks it is the best, unknown to them every other town thinks there a bunch of backwards hillby queer fags o also Valders if your listening the rest of the world doesnt know you exsist shit people from Manty dont even care were you are
Hey those two are from Valders, Don't stare you will offend them.

Vandersex 

A cultural manner of dress where felt blazers meet unnecessary turtle necks, or cardigans meet extremely tight undershirts in a monochromatic style clash that is perfect for every business setting. Not complete without a minimum one roll at the bottom of every pair of pants. Paired beautifully with legacy hair styles and overly gaudy jewelry, namely leather dog collars, and fake expensive watches. Must be accompanied with a true sense of confidence the style is something to be admired and emulated. Is the modern power style, where you exude, Big Meeting Energy in every setting.
Employee: Does anyone know how we are supposed to dress for that big budget meeting next week. Supervisor: Ya definitely it’s Vandersex all the way, because Vandersex is so good. Employee: Is that in season right now? Supervisor: It’s always in season bitch.
Vandersex by UrbDick1979 November 19, 2021

vandershank 

The nickname given to Mike Vanderjagt, kicker of the Indianapolis Colts.
He was given this nickname due to the horribly shanked (missed to the right) field goal that would have forced overtime in the AFC divisional game of Colts vs Steelers.

He is now known as the kicker who can't kick under pressure, or Vandershank. He has also had previous experiances in missing game-crucial fieldgoals.
"I can't believe he missed the field goal! Well, at least Vandershank is the Cowboys' problem now."

"Yeah, I'd rather have Vinatieri anyway."
vandershank by crunk-juice September 5, 2008

Vadersexual 

Someone having a deep lust for Darth Vader
Chad Vader off of YouTube, he's a major Vadersexual
Vadersexual by Hailey-Chan :D November 25, 2009

vandersex 

kinky stuff when ur on a road trip in europe
Jackie loves to do Vandersex
vandersex by EROC July 19, 2004

Vanderslut 

1. One who is studying in the liberal arts, drinking, and sex. This is specifically used to denote an underclassmen female at Vanderbilt University. Willing to bend over in any direction to please a frat boy in order to receive his Natty Light. A malleable female who eagerly awaits orders in bed or backyards or wherever she happens to be prostituting herself at the moment. Often of Northern or South-eastern descent.
1. Ashley has a waggy vag, therefore she must be a Vanderslut.

2. "I gonna go out. I'm gonna get drunk. I'm gonna find me a Vanderslut; get her drunk, smile slightly and I'm gonna... I'm gonna... I'm gonna have my way with her.
Vanderslut by The Floor December 9, 2008
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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