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Valders

A crappy little village right outside of Manitowoc, WI. Since there is absolutely nothing to do there in this town of 997 people the residents who will openly admit they are from here, sit around all day and drink. They have nothing to live for, except for their local high school. So everyone in town obsesses about the school's sports teams to fill the lack of anything in their lives.

The school is most well known for wrestling-but no one besides them cares, and their varsity boys and girls basketball teams. You see, they think they are really good, but year after year they fail to accomplish anything. They barely can make it past regionals much less even dream of making it to state. The fan are considered some of the most obnoxious and rude in the area and overall everyone just hates them.
Nick: You're from Valders?
Joe: Bob: Yeeehhhh
Nick: WTF is your problem. We can no longer be friends. Valders people are not even real people. Move somewhere with class!!
by JimJones14 December 7, 2010
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Valders

A little town that thinks it is the best, unknown to them every other town thinks there a bunch of backwards hillby queer fags o also Valders if your listening the rest of the world doesnt know you exsist shit people from Manty dont even care were you are
Hey those two are from Valders, Don't stare you will offend them.
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Vandersex

A cultural manner of dress where felt blazers meet unnecessary turtle necks, or cardigans meet extremely tight undershirts in a monochromatic style clash that is perfect for every business setting. Not complete without a minimum one roll at the bottom of every pair of pants. Paired beautifully with legacy hair styles and overly gaudy jewelry, namely leather dog collars, and fake expensive watches. Must be accompanied with a true sense of confidence the style is something to be admired and emulated. Is the modern power style, where you exude, Big Meeting Energy in every setting.
Employee: Does anyone know how we are supposed to dress for that big budget meeting next week. Supervisor: Ya definitely it’s Vandersex all the way, because Vandersex is so good. Employee: Is that in season right now? Supervisor: It’s always in season bitch.
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vandershank

The nickname given to Mike Vanderjagt, kicker of the Indianapolis Colts.
He was given this nickname due to the horribly shanked (missed to the right) field goal that would have forced overtime in the AFC divisional game of Colts vs Steelers.

He is now known as the kicker who can't kick under pressure, or Vandershank. He has also had previous experiances in missing game-crucial fieldgoals.
"I can't believe he missed the field goal! Well, at least Vandershank is the Cowboys' problem now."

"Yeah, I'd rather have Vinatieri anyway."
by crunk-juice September 5, 2008
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Vadersexual

Someone having a deep lust for Darth Vader
Chad Vader off of YouTube, he's a major Vadersexual
by Hailey-Chan :D November 25, 2009
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vandersex

kinky stuff when ur on a road trip in europe
Jackie loves to do Vandersex
by EROC July 19, 2004
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Vanderslut

1. One who is studying in the liberal arts, drinking, and sex. This is specifically used to denote an underclassmen female at Vanderbilt University. Willing to bend over in any direction to please a frat boy in order to receive his Natty Light. A malleable female who eagerly awaits orders in bed or backyards or wherever she happens to be prostituting herself at the moment. Often of Northern or South-eastern descent.
1. Ashley has a waggy vag, therefore she must be a Vanderslut.

2. "I gonna go out. I'm gonna get drunk. I'm gonna find me a Vanderslut; get her drunk, smile slightly and I'm gonna... I'm gonna... I'm gonna have my way with her.
by The Floor December 9, 2008
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