It’s a last name, idk what else to tell ya. Oh and another thing, he has the biggest cock in the world, yes bigger than drakes. if you piss him off you better run because he will fuck you up with his monster cock. He also loves the term Ale gay. Also loves to piss Alejandros off.
Dave: “Don’t mess with him he’s a Valadez he will fuck you up with his Monster Cock.”
Ale: He’s a Valadez he keeps calling me gay.
Ale: He’s a Valadez he keeps calling me gay.
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Seven halfbloods shall answer the call
To storm or fire the world must fall
An oath to keep with a final breath
Foes bear arms to the Doors Of Death
With out Leo the Seven team just would not be the same. He brings the DAZZLE to the name demigod. Leo was dead for six months.
He is an amazing friend.
Seven halfbloods shall answer the call
To storm or fire the world must fall
An oath to keep with a final breath
Foes bear arms to the Doors Of Death
With out Leo the Seven team just would not be the same. He brings the DAZZLE to the name demigod. Leo was dead for six months.
He is an amazing friend.
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Leo Valdez: Kiss me , you fool!
fangirls: No please fuck me.
Jason Grace: *jacks off to leo*
Piper Mclean: im crying
Frank Zhang: Who the fuck do you think you are
fangirls: No please fuck me.
Jason Grace: *jacks off to leo*
Piper Mclean: im crying
Frank Zhang: Who the fuck do you think you are
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In 1989 Exxon gave Alaska The Dirty Valdez because a future governor would not abort her love child.
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