Valadez 

It’s a last name, idk what else to tell ya. Oh and another thing, he has the biggest cock in the world, yes bigger than drakes. if you piss him off you better run because he will fuck you up with his monster cock. He also loves the term Ale gay. Also loves to piss Alejandros off.

Dave: “Don’t mess with him he’s a Valadez he will fuck you up with his Monster Cock.”

Ale: He’s a Valadez he keeps calling me gay.

Valadez by Fuck you bitch ass nigga February 17, 2024

Leo Valdez 

The character we all love, son of Hephaestus, seventh wheel on the Argo II, dream guy, demigod, and the human form of the 💯 emoji.

Leo Valdez: "All da ladies love Leo!"
Piper: "No they don't!"

Leo Valdez by pjo-lover October 10, 2016

Leo Valdez 

Supreme bad boy, Mr. McShizzle, and boyfriend goals.

Leo valdez is total bae

Leo Valdez by Living meme fangirl queen August 12, 2018

Leo Valdez 

Leo Valdez is an amazing friend who LITERALLY died for his friends and to save the world. His girlfriend is Calypso. Leo is one of the seven half-bloods sent to save the world from Gaea.

Seven halfbloods shall answer the call
To storm or fire the world must fall
An oath to keep with a final breath

Foes bear arms to the Doors Of Death

With out Leo the Seven team just would not be the same. He brings the DAZZLE to the name demigod. Leo was dead for six months.

He is an amazing friend.

Everybody loves Leo Valdez!!! TEAM LEO!!! 💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞

Leo Valdez by annabeth~chase June 18, 2018

Leo Valdez 

The seventh wheel of the seven demigods of the newest Prophecy in the series The Heroes of Olympus by Rick Riordan. He's described looking like an elf, but it doesn't stop the truck loads of adolescents who want to hop on the mcshizzle dragon and put a whole new meaning to sex on fire. Leo is fire user son of Hephaestus, who can literally shoot fire from his hands how nifty.

Leo Valdez: Kiss me , you fool!
fangirls: No please fuck me.
Jason Grace: *jacks off to leo*
Piper Mclean: im crying
Frank Zhang: Who the fuck do you think you are

Leo Valdez by jasongraced December 9, 2012

The Dirty Valdez 

When Big Oil ass rapes an entire region then smears the toxic remains over several hundred miles creating a mustache or Dirty Valdez.

In 1989 Exxon gave Alaska The Dirty Valdez because a future governor would not abort her love child.

The Dirty Valdez by pubesforpetrolem June 15, 2010

Megan Valdez 

A person who tends to be pantless mostly all the time.

Angelo: "Yo Chris why does Megan Valdez have her pants off?"

Chris: "Because that is what she does."

Megan Valdez by bromanguy77 January 1, 2012