Vainal

A word to describe a person who is vain and anal. Not only do they put too much stock into their own opinion, self worth, appearance and what others may think about themselves but they are also obsessed with picking things apart and fixating on unobtainable goals.

Modern day feminists are too Vainal for me, Becky exclaimed.

by Poncie757 May 21, 2019

vinalyn

A blessing. God definitely took extra time with her. A fucking dream come true. Loyal and respectful. The most gorgeous girl you will ever fucking know. If born as a Taurus/ Gemini cusp you just hit the mother fucking jackpot. Very talented. Most possessive person you'll ever know but don't worry she means well. Loves kdramas. Ride or die. Queen of everything. Suck a fucking comedian. Corny af. Will kill for you. Loves to eat. Perfect provider. Has a stupid hot stare. Will put you in your place. For sure drinks a gallon of water per day. Will destroy anyone who fucks w you. Gets what she wants. Focused. Cannot stand being called dumb. Driven. Loves mental simulation. Helpless romantic. Has a dark side that is worst than purgatory itself. Like if you ever mess with her you fucked up big time. Never disappoint her. Will comfort you whenever you are at your lowest. A cheerful person. Will always bring you up. No words will ever been enough to define how perfect she is. (She may say she isnt perfect but deep down you know she is.) Did I already mention she gorgeous already :3

Damn bro you're with that girl Vinalyn?

Bro I am. I am so lucky to have her in my life. I wish I met her sooner. I'm so glad that she finds me worthy. I can't wait to grow old w her.

by Yoooouuuurrrrsss May 14, 2020

vaginal dissonance

(n) - An unstable combination of women that increases ambient bitchiness. This can occur when the natural vibrating frequencies emitted from one woman's vagina interfere with those of another, causing an unappealing positive feedback (aka vagitation) that attenuates the mood of all women contributing to the dissonance. The intensity of vaginal dissonance is directly proportional to 1) the average distance between each vagina, and 2) the average amplitude of emitted vaginal frequencies, which can vary dramatically between women. It is believed that most documented cases of PMS are actually mistaken episodes of vaginal dissonance.

Bob: "Dude, do not go in that room right now."
Paul: "Why?"
Bob: "Because my sister and her mother-in-law are both in there, and the vaginal dissonance is extreme."
Paul: "Damn...would you like to get a taco or something?"
Bob: "Would I!"

by ah_halifax January 6, 2013

vaginalphobia

The fear of pussy

Yo man, Shane never has a girl what's up with that? That fag is suffering from vaginalphobia.

by bootiebandit July 3, 2014

Vaginal Vampire

Any person, group of people, or organization that through their speech, writings, and/or actions are implicitly attempting to control, direct, and/or subjugate a woman’s inherent rights to the control of her body, her mind, her sexuality, and medical choices made between her and her doctor. Most of these Vaginal Vampire attacks are veiled in authoritarian religious dogma and conservative political rhetoric in an attempt to steal and control the power of the Womb and/ or Woman. This is accomplished through the demonizing of birth control, abortion, Planned Parenthood, the dumbing down and/or elimination of sexual education, the defining down of the violent crime of rape, the propagation of abstinence only, and the theft of a women’s rights of equality. The tactics employed to accomplish these goals run the gamut from intimidation, fear, propaganda, terror, violence, and murder/assassination.

"Luckily we're systematically stripping women of their rights. Abortion will be illegal in no time!" - Bill
"You're a vaginal vampire. You have no say in the discussion of a woman's choice." - Don

by bort6 October 31, 2011

Recto-vaginal pouch

The recto-vaginal pouch, also known by various other names (e.g., pouch of Douglas, vaginal cul-de-sac, deep pussy), is the extension of the peritoneal cavity between the rectum and the posterior wall of the uterus in the female human body. Often formed by oversized objects such as the penis pushing past the cervix and stretching out the lowest point in the female abdomen.

I knew she had had many loves when I reached her recto-vaginal pouch and could not touch bottom.

by Dancerooster July 29, 2021

Vaginal Vacuum Theory

Vaginal Vacuum Theory (V.V.T) When you go into a large body of water, your vagina sucks water from it and holds it in. After exiting the water, your vagina will release tiny tinkles of water out. It'll feel like you're peeing inconsistently for the next hour.

Person 1: Bro I'm V.V.Ting so hard rn.
Person 2: Bro what's V.V.T?
Person 1: Vaginal vacuum theory, bro.

by jack-0-latern October 24, 2019