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Vaguvenation 

A cosmetic procedure to tighten and restore a stretched out aging vagina, usually caused by multiple gang bangs with black men, aggressive vaginal fisting, sexual relations with donkeys, hiding soda cans, animal surrogacy, construction cones, or child birth.
After retiring from her strenuous career as a surrogate donkey mother, Shvenda's vagina looked like an empty Olympic sized swimming pool. She decided to treat herself to a Vaguvenation and restore her vagina back to standard 10 year old size.
Vaguvenation by DarkDoodler April 13, 2011
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Vajuvenation 

A process by which the vagina is rejuvenated.
Gurl, I can't go to the club tonight. I'm still recovering from my vajuvenation surgery.
Vajuvenation by wavematt May 27, 2011
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Vagenation

Females imagination regarding the look, feel and design of their Vagina.

Reference: Vajazzle and Vaginal Rejuvenation
I have a very large vagenation when it comes to waxing and vajazzling.
Vagenation by The Big Cheese4u July 14, 2012

vagueation 

A type of vacation when you spend most of your time being high from drinking and smoking and as a result do not remember anything afterwards.
I had a two weeks' vagueation in Thailand last year. When I came back I found out I had crabs.
vagueation by vladim_i_rich July 6, 2016

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
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Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
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Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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