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Vaguvenation 

A cosmetic procedure to tighten and restore a stretched out aging vagina, usually caused by multiple gang bangs with black men, aggressive vaginal fisting, sexual relations with donkeys, hiding soda cans, animal surrogacy, construction cones, or child birth.
After retiring from her strenuous career as a surrogate donkey mother, Shvenda's vagina looked like an empty Olympic sized swimming pool. She decided to treat herself to a Vaguvenation and restore her vagina back to standard 10 year old size.
Vaguvenation by DarkDoodler April 13, 2011
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Vajuvenation 

A process by which the vagina is rejuvenated.
Gurl, I can't go to the club tonight. I'm still recovering from my vajuvenation surgery.
Vajuvenation by wavematt May 27, 2011
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Vagenation

Females imagination regarding the look, feel and design of their Vagina.

Reference: Vajazzle and Vaginal Rejuvenation
I have a very large vagenation when it comes to waxing and vajazzling.
Vagenation by The Big Cheese4u July 14, 2012

vagueation 

A type of vacation when you spend most of your time being high from drinking and smoking and as a result do not remember anything afterwards.
I had a two weeks' vagueation in Thailand last year. When I came back I found out I had crabs.
vagueation by vladim_i_rich July 6, 2016

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
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bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
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