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Vagayonnaise 

Tangy discharge produced by a womans vagina
Becky and I had sex on my couch last night and her vagayonnaise was all over me when we were done.
Vagayonnaise by The Obzerver April 13, 2021
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vaginaise 

Any fluids entering or exiting the vagina.
"Put on some pants, I don't want any vaginaise on my couch."
vaginaise by Mikocha May 30, 2006
The whitish discharge that comes from a vagina.
Damn- another pair of underwear ruined by excessive vagenaise.
vagenaise by magickcactus September 27, 2010

vaganaise 

A popular condiment consisting of a white creamy substance disharged from the female genetalia.
For a healthy, vibrant glow, start your day off with a dose of vaganaise cream.
vaganaise by Gavin's October 12, 2015

vaginaise 

that white crap that sometimes comes out of a woman's vagina in porn flicks (not ejected semen)
"that white crap that sometimes comes out of a woman's vagina in porn flicks; that's vaginaise"
vaginaise by jw78 January 17, 2009

vayonaise 

Almost like regular mayonaise, but there's a catch. Payonaise is actually the product you end up with after you've used your vagina as a butter knife to spread mayonaise on your sandwich. Take the V from vagina and the ayonaise from mayonaise and what do you get? Vayonaise. You could also use this as a slang term for woman juice.
Taste like vayonaise!
vayonaise by smurf ones May 20, 2012
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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