vaginnaise

the semen that drips back out of the vagina once a freshly sexed female stands up or otherwise squirts out. Its intended use is to mix with tuna or spread on bread for the post coitus snack.

Samantha reached into her bedside table and pulled out her tablespoon which she held under her vagina as she stood up to catch the freshly produced vaginnaise. She never likes more than a tablespoon of vaginnasie in her tuna as she has to keep her girlish figure.

by crancix June 24, 2010

vaginaise

Any fluids entering or exiting the vagina.

"Put on some pants, I don't want any vaginaise on my couch."

by Mikocha May 30, 2006

vaginnasaurus rex

a scary lookin' vagina that scares the shit outta you

Dude! I met this girl last night and took her home. About half an hour later I was face-to-face with a vaginnasaurus rex.

by J Squeaky January 26, 2010

vaginasseur

A vaginasseur is an expert judge of taste, look, smell, and feel of a vagina. This status of expertise is honorific and is typically acknowledged by one's "bros". Earning this title is typically done by being a known sexual deviant. Not only must you have had sex with many women, but you must have talked about each encounter in great detail, vividly describing each vagina to the point of exhaustion.

Tim sure is a sexaholic, he's had sex with at least three hundred girls and can recall every vagina in disgusting detail. I idolize the way that man can describe each fold. He is the ultimate vaginasseur with his keen vaga-analytic abilities.

by 407FLSTCKISS September 24, 2013

vagenaise

The whitish discharge that comes from a vagina.

Damn- another pair of underwear ruined by excessive vagenaise.

by magickcactus September 27, 2010

vaginasexual

To be vaginasexual is to be attracted to any type of person with a pussy. This includes women, pre surgery trans men, afab (assigned female at birth) non-binary people, ect. Being vaginasexual does not mean being heterosexual (for men) or a lesbian (for women). Vaginasexual is more of a preference of bisexuality.

guy 1: dude I thought you were straight
guy 2: well I'm vaginasexual, and this guy was wet and tight asf
guy 1: lmao ur totally bi

by fuckyoutoobrad October 15, 2020

vaginase

A hydrolytic enzyme that kills dirty penis bacteria. Vaginase is present in only .0005% of the human female population and all members of the extremely rare sea-born mollusk, the Split-Faced Hair Shark. Those lucky few that produce this mother of all degradative enzymes are completely immune to all STIs and STDs.

Wow girl, you got the bomb-ass pussy, but we can't get freaknasty...I got the clap. Oh honey, don't you worry bout' nothin', I got that crazy vaginase. Aint nothin' gonna get past this bearded clam

by Jerimansss May 29, 2007