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vajaynaise
vajaynaise by milkyjg March 29, 2008
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vaganaise • vaginaise • vagenaise • vaganal sex • Vaginaish • vaganis • VAGANISTIC • vaganalisticly • vaganated • vaganize
vaginaise
vaginasseur
A vaginasseur is an expert judge of taste, look, smell, and feel of a vagina. This status of expertise is honorific and is typically acknowledged by one's "bros". Earning this title is typically done by being a known sexual deviant. Not only must you have had sex with many women, but you must have talked about each encounter in great detail, vividly describing each vagina to the point of exhaustion.
Tim sure is a sexaholic, he's had sex with at least three hundred girls and can recall every vagina in disgusting detail. I idolize the way that man can describe each fold. He is the ultimate vaginasseur with his keen vaga-analytic abilities.
vaginasseur by 407FLSTCKISS September 24, 2013
vagenaise
vagenaise by magickcactus September 27, 2010
vaganalisticly
A condition when sand has been accumulated inside the vagina cause the afflicted to show sparatic emotions ranging from begin depressive to flaunting his ego.
"Man, he acts so vaganalisticly on /all chat. All ways acting like he is nothing then acting like he is better than someone else."
vaganalisticly by Edixorep February 28, 2009
vaginasexual
To be vaginasexual is to be attracted to any type of person with a pussy. This includes women, pre surgery trans men, afab (assigned female at birth) non-binary people, ect. Being vaginasexual does not mean being heterosexual (for men) or a lesbian (for women). Vaginasexual is more of a preference of bisexuality.
guy 1: dude I thought you were straight
guy 2: well I'm vaginasexual, and this guy was wet and tight asf
guy 1: lmao ur totally bi
guy 2: well I'm vaginasexual, and this guy was wet and tight asf
guy 1: lmao ur totally bi
vaginasexual by fuckyoutoobrad October 15, 2020
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