Vagislo

To lick or suck on someone else's fingers in any context.

1. Austin, stop vagisloing me, thats fucked up!

2. I was vagisloing this babe last night during dinner and it was tight butthole!

3. My dog won't stop vagisloing me...

4. I'm going to vagislo you.

by B-Money Tho May 5, 2014

Vagisland

Any place that is similar to a paradise like island, that has mass quantities of women(who have vaginas!). Generally these women are liberal about what you can do to their vaginas. Note: Place does not have to be an actual island.

Rick: Are you sure about this place?

Dan: Of course, St. Louis is a total Vagisland. I just hope your brought your penis and balls.

by tedwilli9 February 21, 2009

vagiblock

Another word for "Box Block". Describes a moment when a female intercepts another female's advancements towards a male of interest.

The 30 minutes Amy spent talking to the guy was all for nothing--Brittany just rudely interrupted their conversation and vagiblocked her. What makes things worse is that he immediately gave her his number.

by Not_the_clap November 9, 2012

Vagilobo

Noun: The parasitic vigilanti hobos living in Bunny's vagina.

There are 5 vagilobos per vagiloba in a colony. Any number exceedng 30 vagilobi is considered an infestation.

Symptons of an infestation are an abnormal amount of vaginal gun shots and panty muffins as well as aromatic shame.

Treatment: you're doomed.

I spent the night in the downtown east-side and I think I picked up a couple of vagilobos.

by JAx0R n friends May 22, 2011

Vagistocracy

Vagistocracy (Also: Legion of Vagistocracy) is the well structured hierarchical establishment comprised of Agents (Bias). Internal struggle for power and influence among the Bias is ongoing and, thus, members of the Legion must exhibit a healthy level of “Agentness” at all times in order to maintain their status. “Agentness” itself is a highly volatile and constantly varying state but recurring characteristics include an unnatural looking tan (possibly orange hue), unnatural looking dyed/bleached blond hair (or jet black; See: Dark Agent), and the presence of the brand of the Legion (See: Tramp Stamp). Agents will most often emit an aura of pretentiousness and higher ranking members will posses an intense bitchiness. When crossed, an Agent will manifest an extreme maliciousness that is highly dangerous when not countered with the appropriate defenses, the most notable of which involve numbers and logic.

Pete: The Vagistocracy is out in full force today, huh?
Tony: Yeah, check out that Dark Agent over there. She is so orange she looks like a fucking oompa loompa.

by Use Logic March 11, 2008

vagiclot

An unborn baby.

"I don't know quite how to say this, Ms. Spears, but your menstrual cycle seems to have been interrupted by a vagiclot."

by texpletive August 25, 2008

vagislation

the act of "laying down the law", no pun intended, by a woman over her significant other, usually with the unspoken threat of a lack of intimacy.

i cant go out tonight, dude. she just passed some bullshit vagislation regarding non-weekend nights. you know how it is. . .

by Bill Evans August 10, 2010