Vagilot 

(Pronounced using the first two syllables of Vagina and the last syllable of Pilot.)

Vagina Pilot

A Pilot who's afraid to do anything fun with an airplane.
i.e. Barrel Rolls, High-g Maneuvers, etc.

Hey Montie, Grant sure is a Vagilot. He wouldn't even let us skim a cloud.

When Mike and I were flying the other day, I wanted to have my own personal tour of the canyon. He wouldn't let me. What a Vagilot.

Vagilot by Dizmo October 5, 2010

vagilot 

(va-gi-luh t) n. a female pilot.

"That landing was a bit rough, must be a new vagilot behind the yoke."

vagilot by Terry Sachs October 23, 2013

Vagicotti

A Yeast Infection so severe that it's spreadable on a Bagel

"Hey honey, we're out of cream cheese for the bagels"
"Just bring them in here dear. I've got just the solution. Right where you like me the most . Have you ever tasted Vagicotti? Just like my legs, it's spteadable!"

Vagicotti by Clifhanger April 11, 2017

Vagility Factor

(n.) Used by women to indicate the quality and quantity of attractive men at a given place during a specific period. 2. measure of vaginal wetness induced by a man.

1. The Vagility Factor at that new night club is highest from 9:00pm through 2:30am.

2. He has a high Vagility Factor in my opinion.

Vagility Factor by Ronniucci June 17, 2010

Vagipotamus 

A water mammal indegenous to Africa.
A wrinkly, musty, dry vagina.

The tour guide gestured to the tourist's right and pointed out a vagipotamus.

Vagipotamus by King Leo April 28, 2008

Vagilobo 

Noun: The parasitic vigilanti hobos living in Bunny's vagina.

There are 5 vagilobos per vagiloba in a colony. Any number exceedng 30 vagilobi is considered an infestation.

Symptons of an infestation are an abnormal amount of vaginal gun shots and panty muffins as well as aromatic shame.

Treatment: you're doomed.

I spent the night in the downtown east-side and I think I picked up a couple of vagilobos.

Vagilobo by JAx0R n friends May 22, 2011

vagilitis 

a mental condition when one is obsessed with the female gender

The poor fellah was suffering from a bad case of vagilitis, he was so obsessed with the tart he couldn't get her of his mind

vagilitis by ninesheets April 12, 2013