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vagislation

the act of "laying down the law", no pun intended, by a woman over her significant other, usually with the unspoken threat of a lack of intimacy.
i cant go out tonight, dude. she just passed some bullshit vagislation regarding non-weekend nights. you know how it is. . .
by Bill Evans August 10, 2010
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vagisation

vagisate - meaning to compensate with vagina.
I felt really bad for being rude to my man, so I offered him some vagisation.

I am going to vagisate Phil on Wednesday night to make up for crashing his truck.
by Sofi June 20, 2006
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vengislation

Compound of vengeance and legislation.
Noun. Pronounced \ven-juh-'slay-shun\

1- Legislation designed to punish people of a specific sexual orientation, ethnicity, religion, and/or economic class.

2- The enactments of a vengislator or vengislative body.

3- Law(s) that stick it to straight, white, Christian people that have jobs.
Bob the Builder: "This vengislation will make the world fair!"

Multitudes of followers, in unison: "Yes we can!"
by YouAlreadyKnowWhoIAm April 11, 2010
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spontaneous vagination

To suddenly and without warning grow a vagina. See also, depenisification.
"Hey, wasn't Chris supposed to show up tonight? Where is he?"
"I don't think he's going to show, looks like another case of spontaneous vagination."
by crunchyk9 May 11, 2008
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Vagitation

Rich: So how was the girl you met off of Craigslist Casusal encounters?

Mike: She was crazy and the worst case of vagitation I've ever seen.
by moonminer December 13, 2007
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Vagination

(slang) n. (Va-jin-a-shun)

1. A large gathering of attractive, scantily clad females in a public place.

2. Every female member of the population of a given nation.

3. The opposite of a sausage party/sausage fest.
"My wolf pack and I were hanging at Liam's last night, and all of a sudden, the entire vagination showed up."
by THE Double D January 13, 2010
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cross-vagination

Having sex with the person you're in a relationship with, and then having sex with your side piece. Later bringing it full circle back to your original partner with the possibility of transmitting an STD.
I banged my wife yesterday. Today, I banged my side piece, and then had to bang my wife again, thereby causing cross-vagination.
by Natron444 March 19, 2014
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