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vagislation 

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the act of "laying down the law", no pun intended, by a woman over her significant other, usually with the unspoken threat of a lack of intimacy.
i cant go out tonight, dude. she just passed some bullshit vagislation regarding non-weekend nights. you know how it is. . .
vagislation by Bill Evans August 10, 2010
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vagisation 

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vagisate - meaning to compensate with vagina.
I felt really bad for being rude to my man, so I offered him some vagisation.

I am going to vagisate Phil on Wednesday night to make up for crashing his truck.
vagisation by Sofi June 20, 2006

vengislation 

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Compound of vengeance and legislation.
Noun. Pronounced \ven-juh-'slay-shun\

1- Legislation designed to punish people of a specific sexual orientation, ethnicity, religion, and/or economic class.

2- The enactments of a vengislator or vengislative body.

3- Law(s) that stick it to straight, white, Christian people that have jobs.
Bob the Builder: "This vengislation will make the world fair!"

Multitudes of followers, in unison: "Yes we can!"

spontaneous vagination 

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To suddenly and without warning grow a vagina. See also, depenisification.
"Hey, wasn't Chris supposed to show up tonight? Where is he?"
"I don't think he's going to show, looks like another case of spontaneous vagination."

Vagitation

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Excessive pubic hair on a woman.
Rich: So how was the girl you met off of Craigslist Casusal encounters?

Mike: She was crazy and the worst case of vagitation I've ever seen.
Vagitation by moonminer December 13, 2007

Vagination 

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(slang) n. (Va-jin-a-shun)

1. A large gathering of attractive, scantily clad females in a public place.

2. Every female member of the population of a given nation.

3. The opposite of a sausage party/sausage fest.
"My wolf pack and I were hanging at Liam's last night, and all of a sudden, the entire vagination showed up."
Vagination by THE Double D January 13, 2010

cross-vagination

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Having sex with the person you're in a relationship with, and then having sex with your side piece. Later bringing it full circle back to your original partner with the possibility of transmitting an STD.
I banged my wife yesterday. Today, I banged my side piece, and then had to bang my wife again, thereby causing cross-vagination.
cross-vagination by Natron444 March 19, 2014
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

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